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♪ Keeping your head above water ♪
And besides, it's a health tonic.
♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
[GASPING FOR BREATH] H-Hi, folks.
"here to tell you about Vita Brite,
Oh, Mama.
What's he gotta do with it?
Now let's just worry about your brother, huh?
All I know is my mother is not going to speak...
♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪
before he was using it.
Otherwise, she would have thought I was cheap.
Just follow my directions.
I was standing in the supermarket,
when they have Florida Evans on television.
But, Florida, $5,000 is a lot of money.
Right from the diaphragm. Come on.
Who's that?
It ain't lying, Mama, it's acting.
Come on, Ma.
♪ Making a wave when you can ♪
$5,000.
Oh, let's see, I'll pay this one,
of the projects.
Baby, that must be the man with the script.
that's gonna sell 18 percent booze as a health tonic.
After drinking all that stuff,
Come on, baby, sit down.
Yes, Mr. Moore.
a bale of hay would be delicious.
I'll let the chauffeur do that.
They hired me for an honest face,
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
to try to sell their new product.
"And then my family doctor suggested that I try..."
Oh, that'll be the day
Baby, it ain't lying.
Thelma, how you know they don't want Mama to speak street talk?
Brown cow or black cow,
Give me a double.
He'll call, Mama.
the milk is still gonna come out white.
I mean, like that guy in the little boat
you can still put your head in the oven.
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