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- Is something the matter? - Well, not exactly. My partner...
- How you doing, Officer Swanhauser? - How you feel, Swanee?
Want me to go back to slurpin'?
Ladies and gentlemen and stockholders in Sanford and Son...
- As a matter of fact, I haven't. - What are you folks, Baptist?
Stay out of it then. I told you I'd take care of it.
- Let me buy your coffee for you fellas. - Hey, thanks a lot.
Learn how to kneel in the back of their car.
Just learn to be cool like me. I'm cool. "
Well, thanks, but that's not what I come to talk about.
I'll stay here and run the yard...
You know what I've decided to do? I'm gonna do missionary work.
Ah, here it is.
I was thinkin' of maybe, uh, ten cents a pound?
I got the faucet turned on in the kitchen.
'cause that the size the jail cells are in the old building.
They all fall under this one word: Commodities.
- What are you talkin' about? - Police car just pulled up by the curb.
the department advises that you refrain from all purchases of copper...
but they're tearing down our church to make room for a parking lot.
- Get the door. - I can't get the door. You go.
The guy is not in the business and you heard what he said.
Well, anyway, when they were tearing down the church...