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I'm gonna go and discuss this thing with him...
You know what I bet it is? I'll bet you it's a busted water main.
I got a truck load of copper in the bottom of the ocean I'm out of bucks and I'm sitting here with my Dummy Son I didn't know How a black man could be so Happy
Two, four, six, eight, nine.
Two, four, six.
Greek Orthodox.
And besides, who's gonna come around here looking for stolen copper?
I don't know what it is, but none of my taps is working.
I was up all night worrying. Did you hear me tossin' and turnin'?
Well, you see, I gotta soak my gums in saltwater.
Oh, my heart is just thumping so hard.
He's making you gums?
with numbers on my back.
We already made the deal. It's too late to back out.
He's waitin' outside. You interested?
Just stay out of this and let me take care of it.
- How much do you want? - Well, I got a couple hundred pounds.
How would you like one across your lip?
I don't like his looks.
I think you'll have a few more words to say now.
Are you kidding? Who you think keeps this place clean?
Hello, is this the Ace Plumbing Company?
As far as we're able to ascertain, the suspect is a male Caucasian...
I didn't know a black man could be so happy.