Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First one back to the ladder claims all.

'Cause I lost my mind.

He's the reason Lidia got stuck in summer school.

Don't tell the kids just yet.

I think it's ready. Oh, Lidia, I'm...

Yank him off the drain!

He's stuck in the drain! Yank him off!

All I got's 10 cent.

And I was gonna live in his kingdom.

Well, we'll find out, won't we?

You being smart with me?

It's the biggest room I ever seen.

I ain't gonna look like no witch's tit.

We'll figure another way, that's all. No fighting.

'Cause I'm gonna tell them.

My mama says that people's lives are like tapestries.

Mama said Daddy was at peace finally,

Ah, goody gumdrops. I think I'll just take it home and play with it.

for 20 years now.

Stu! Stu, come on! You're gonna make it, Stu!

our father had gone out looking for work and never returned.

And I guess somewhere along the way, we all sort of lost our minds.

Once it gets out of hand,

What do you mean, "Risking your neck"?

I really like the white house the best.

they still believe anything's possible.

Say "Uncle," man! Say "Uncle"!

he kept himself busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.

Swim, Stu! Come on, swim!

I've been waiting on you to ask for the longest time.

You're gonna rise

You can cut off every hair on my head, but I ain't telling you

I ain't going nowhere you can't come.

before the cops get wind of y'all.

Water's calm now, but she gets real ugly when she empties.

Who wanted the boys anyway?

Go on. Go on. Get on with your business.

My daughter knows the difference between cruelty and insensitivity.

You ain't us, are you? We can go down any hill we please.

Get on the radio! We need artillery!

It's nothing personal, they said.

Look how nice it all goes together.

Oh, my God! Lidia, get out of there!

You'll see, Simmons. I'm gonna kick your ass too!

Meanwhile, little John D. Rockefeller

I brought you down here to tell you about something

Dodge was so bad off, he didn't know from nothing.

Come on, Stu, forget the key. We got the fort.

Why do you think that is, Stephen?

We never get to do nothing good.

Hold on, asshole!

Hit him, Dad! Let's let this go.

My daddy's the wisest man I've ever known.

Bingo, Ula. Go on, trespasser.

Where you gonna get that from dad?

I'm definitely getting better.

How I calls my kin ain't none of your business.

Stop! Uncle! Uncle, man!

You throw my kid in a cesspool?

She didn't mean to do nothing wrong.

Maybe you got a point. Ebb.

within the vicinity of children

I sure hope so.

Right now you gotta go build that tree house of yours

Hey, we had a deal. Deal's off.

Hey! Why don't you just let him go,

How we gonna find a stove, a wading pool or a Barcalounger?

You remember how I used to...

Marsh, come on! Come on, yourself.

as long as they believe they can.

You know how all this time I been out looking for work?

He could use some help, you guys.

Don't you believe in anything you can't see?

Am I lying or what? It brings tears to a man's eyes to see.

You never been down here, have you?

My daddy once said of fighting,

Don't you know you can't buy no houses with food stamps?

We don't give a dead rat about building your dorky fort.

He's gonna be all right!

All your dad has ever done is fought to make this world a better place for us.

After that, we're gonna shave your head bald as a witch's tit.

All the more reason he needs our help.

I think the only thing that keeps people truly safe and happy is love.

He was holding onto my hand.

I hate them kids! All right.

I gots to go home.

Special occasion? That is exactly right. That is what this is.

You think I at least entitled to

Hold on! Don't do nothing stupid.

Like who, for example?

I laid my best friend down on the ground and told him to go with God.

This is where you will indicate to me why your life...

Think they'll get any of it? Hell, no.

He's just doing it to spite you!

You better start crowding her, Dad.

"Been in the sixth grade your whole good-for-nothing life.

And there's Arliss.