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[gunfire]
But you need to be careful, okay?
He came in here looking for help maybe?
[gasps] Yes! I found it!
dozens of favors called in,
-He's got the best tequila in town. -[Dan scoffs]
[chuckles] I like you, Joe Stone.
I'm only helping you because it's you.
What you need to do is turn yourself in, Luis.
So that's the play. You hide out on the balcony.
[animals calling]
Hey, man, I'm really sorry to bother you,
You think you're gonna take on all of us solo?
I mean, you're very predictable, Daniel.
[huffs] No. No!
♪ Now the hacienda's dark The town is sleeping ♪
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
it's all fake.
-[Mazikeen] Then you'd miss all the fun. -[Svetlana gasping]
The kind of cop who likes to cut corners,
So, tell me about it.
Hello. You there?
I woke up this morning with no clothes on, next to a dead body.
[laughing]
Five million, four thousand, one hundred and fifty-seven dollars spent.
-It's a few blocks away. -[sighs]
Don't freak out, I'm not gonna kill her.
I really appreciate your help, but you know what?
Okay? It's a small detour.
-Where do you need to go? -Oh.
and I've had, like, three concussions in six hours. That can't help!
-What's up, Dan? -[gasps]
Okay, so just so you know, I may pass out.
I suppose I realized that whenever you're given a choice,
♪ Walk a mile in my shoes ♪
[scoffs] I don't understand.
There's an open bar, food trucks in the back.
Just not me anymore, man.
My arm was falling asleep.
No, Maze, Maze!
Exactly. And that's exactly what you do.
I've only got six hours to figure out how to live past tonight
If this really is an emergency, I'll take care of them.
I mean, she would've seen through this charade right away
What am I supposed to do with that, Lucifer?
Oh, crap. You didn't get the message?
[groans]
-[sighs] -Dan, I'm your friend.
Okay, well, maybe I can look at the file?
Yeah, but I don't have any backup down there.
It's all about appearances, hence why I insisted on the suit.
The thing for you to do right now is turn yourself in, tell your people about it.
[panting]
I'm sorry about the demon stuff.
I had to come see that for myself.
[gurgles, grunts]
Of course it's dead! [huffs]
I'm sorry, I know. I'm not your mother, and I'm not…
[laughs, pats]
the kind of cop looking to play angles on a slippery slope to being a criminal--
that you two play to show that you're friends.
[typing]
Detective Douche is a real joy to be around today.
and that's a Tuesday.
Everything's in place.
And thanks to you,
It'll give me some time to think about things.
-But he's not participating anymore. -[scoffs]
-[gasps] -Why else would I need pig's blood?
-Use your imagination. -What?
You just have to give him some time.
[exhales] Okay.