Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you've been smacked around by the loser stick.

I've never met Sue Sylvester

It burned to the ground.

♪ Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings ♪

If I deem you worthy of crushing the New Directions!

have a cup of coffee or something,

And then we watched it burn to the ground.

Hello, this is Rachel.

that relationships are a two-way street.

There is a major disconnect.

♪ When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be ♪

This may come as a surprise to you, Sue,

No, no, we're in commercial right now.

♪ And as if it were planned ♪

and someone who refuses to betray her own values.

♪ Then I counted to ten again ♪

This is McKinley, dude.

♪ You put me down and say ♪

When the final bell tolls,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

But, Sam, you're not in college.

The voice has been altered.

Rachel is a big girl.

known for weird, shirtless selfies,

- Suzy Q. - Stop it.

Uh, she is in New York on some business,

You never loved me.

and have sex all over my apartment.

You know, when I graduated from the Sorbonne,

Geraldo Rivera, this is an outrage!

200 burpies, 200 wall balls,

you will be guaranteed under my tutelage.

embers, if you will.

I could've overlooked,

♪ I'd rather be ♪

so we'll just give you our uniforms

That was Carmen Tibideaux.

It was Becky Jackson.

♪ Oh, we will ♪

to some of these allegations.

Well, of course we were.

Lately, Sue, it seems like

Now, fly away, Warblers.

it was a cesspool of hate.

What is going on with you, guys?

♪ The final countdown ♪

I am so much happier now that I am free from Sue,

What can I say?

who has endangered the lives of countless children

I just got cornered by Myron.

I want to apologize for all the booby traps.

And I'm putting all of my humiliation out there,

do not stand in my way,

and I am taking it upon myself to destroy the Glee Club

and the drummer from Jimmy Eat World.

You know what, maybe you guys are right.

And I stand by, and am very proud,

We need them just as much as they need us.

of the U.S. News and World Report...

Academy's gone.

to get out of her office?

actual press clippings about the Glee Club.

of having to try and find a new look.

romantic involvements with Dan Quayle,

- a little too much into this. - I don't think so.

personal forms of recreation, uh,

attending Oprah's "The Life You Want Weekend" weekend.

♪ It's the final countdown ♪

Yet you said that I was destined to be back in New York.

the tambourine player for Wilson Phillips.

was that my boobs were like elephant ears.

and worse than that, it's desperate

♪ Plop, plop, plop went the wheels ♪