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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Masson, gleefully] ♪ And a night on the town ♪
♪ And a night on the town Wouldn't do us any harm ♪
The result of a childhood incident in an ice box.
I'm merely the victim of misfortune at the card table,
Having said that,
-What? -[squeaking]
Agh!
[growling]
Thank you, Jesus! I repent!
And it will be its end when we cease to honor those that came before.
Oh.
Ohh.
Are you aware that the very foundations of society
only to discover that it's merely a… an empty box!
We stopped being apes when we dug our first graves.
[priest] Lord, our God, you are the source of life.
And for the humankind, bounty.
Please pity poor Masson.
Why, often is the time that after digging for hours
Oh!
Ah!
[rat squeaks]
No one of particular value.
Oh, God! Oh, God!
I pray you don't one day count yourself among them.
Perhaps there is an unfortunate soul who, like myself, knew better times
Ahh!
before he figures out the particulars of our arrangement?
[music builds to climax]
God, no!
-[cracking] -[Masson screams]
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