HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Please pity poor Masson.
Are you aware that the very foundations of society
Ah!
-What? -[squeaking]
Agh!
only to discover that it's merely a… an empty box!
[growling]
I'm merely the victim of misfortune at the card table,
[priest] Lord, our God, you are the source of life.
Oh!
Having said that,
The result of a childhood incident in an ice box.
before he figures out the particulars of our arrangement?
Ohh.
Thank you, Jesus! I repent!
Oh.
♪ And a night on the town Wouldn't do us any harm ♪
I pray you don't one day count yourself among them.
We stopped being apes when we dug our first graves.
And it will be its end when we cease to honor those that came before.
No one of particular value.
[Masson, gleefully] ♪ And a night on the town ♪
-[cracking] -[Masson screams]
God, no!
[rat squeaks]
Perhaps there is an unfortunate soul who, like myself, knew better times
Ahh!
And for the humankind, bounty.
Why, often is the time that after digging for hours
[music builds to climax]