The Smiths - Unhappy Birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I say. "No, I'm gonna kill my dog

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

Because you're evil

So drink, drink, drink

Loved and lost

Surely you're happy

Because you're evil

It should be this way?"

And be ill tonight

I may feel slightly sad

Behind, behind.

I say. "No"

Oh unhappy birthday!

And if you should die

I may feel slightly sad

(But I won't cry!)

and some may say:

"When usually it's Nothing

And deep tonight"

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

(But I won't cry!)

Loved and lost

"When usually it's Nothing

Surely you're happy