Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

COOEY!
TODAY SAW THE APPOINTMENT
HE KNEW ALL THE TRICKS-- DRAMATIC IRONY, METAPHOR
AS THEIR EMPIRE SPREAD, HOWEVER
WELL, ONE DAY I WAS SITTING AT HOME THREATENING THE KIDS
HaPPY BIRTHDAY!
GOOD MORNING.
WE'LL TURN YOUR GAS ON
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
YES, SIR.
MURDER...
WHAT DID HE DO?
WITH MATCHING PEARLS AND A DIAMANTE COLLAR NECKLACE.
AND ON MY RIGHT
HEARING THEY'D GONE BACK TO LONDON
RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DEAR.
AND I DECIDED...
AH, YES.
WELL, SIR, I HAVE A SILLY WALK
MR. PUDEY, THE VERY REAL PROBLEM IS ONE OF MONEY.
PINNET.
THEN HE TOOK UP PUTTING THE BOOT IN THE GROIN.
NO, THAT'S FROM AREA SERVICE AT READING.
BUT WHEN DINSDALE WAS VERY DEPRESSED
AND I SAW THIS TANK DRIVE UP AND ONE OF DINSDALE'S BOYS GETS OUT
( laughter )
OH, BLIMEY, I'M ON.
NO, THAT'D BE A 5-4.
ON MY ARRIVAL IN LONDON
WELL, I'D NOTICED THAT THE LAD WITH THE THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE
UNLESS IT'S CONNECTED UP.
( laughter )
WE DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD
AFTER ALL, HE ONLY DID WHAT MOST OF US SIMPLY DREAM OF DOING.
AND HE SPLITS ME NOSTRILS OPEN AND SAWS ME LEG OFF
( muttering )
VIZ. SOME FORM OF DISGUISE
I'VE SEEN GROWN MEN PULL THEIR OWN HEADS OFF
I MEAN, I HAD TRANSGRESSED THE UNWRITTEN LAW.
"CHEST OF DRAWERS..."
YEAH, YEAH.