Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND THEN HE LOSES HIS TEMPER

GET A TRANSFER SLIP FROM CRUMP TO PINNET

AND OTHER GANG LEADERS.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

( audience laughter )

AS THE OLD HELMET AND BOOTS WERE A BIT OF A GIVEAWAY.

HEALTH, HOUSING, EDUCATION, SILLY WALKS...

THEY WERE, FOR THE ONLY TIME IN THEIR LIVES, SLIT UP A TREAT.

BUT, YOU KNOW, KIDS WERE VERY DIFFERENT THEN.

MOST OF THESE STRANGE TALES CONCERN DINSDALE

RATHER THAN SEE DOUG.

HE HAD COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT NORMAN SLEPT

A SCRAP METAL DEALER AND TV QUIZMASTER

AND CLAIM THAT HE'D LAID STANLEY BALDWIN.

BUT THE POLICE HAVE FILM OF DINSDALE

( great laughter )

LUCKILY, MY YEARS WITH BRISTOL REP STOOD ME IN GOOD STEAD

THE VIOLENCE OF BRITISH GANGLAND.

WITH EACH OTHER'S PROPERTY ALL DAY LONG.

Justice for the Woking Class Warrior

MINISTER, MAY I PUT THE FIRST QUESTION TO YOU?

( laughter and applause )

AT FIRST, YEAH.

IN AN AEROPLANE HANGAR AT LUTON AIRPORT.

HIGH-CLASS-- NO, REALLY-- HIGH-CLASS GIRLS.

AND WOULD I PAY FOR IT.

ONE OF WHOM WAS CARRYING A TACTICAL NUCLEAR MISSILE.

WELL, HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

I'M NOT GOING TO MINCE WORDS WITH YOU.

LAST TUESDAY A REIGN OF TERROR WAS ENDED

YEAH, BUT HE WAS VERY REASONABLE ABOUT IT.

MAKE A HOLE IN YOUR PIPE

AND ONE NIGHT DINSDALE WALKED IN

BUT THERE YOU ARE, YOU KNOW, CHEERIO!

FIRSTLY IN MY NORMAL VOICE

I KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUS, REALLY

THAT'S BEST-- WE'LL SPECIAL IT FOR YOU.

I ASKED HIM IF HE'D MIND VERY MUCH

WAS STIG O'TRACEY.

OH, WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

YEAH, HERE WE GO.

BUT HE GAVE ME HIS WORD THAT IT WAS THE CASE