Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yes, you do. - Oh, stop it!
Sounds like we got a philosopher.
One... killin' the ozone and all the creatures that it's hurting?
who claim they want to know the ultimate truth about reality.
- This is what I wanna talk about. - It wasn't your first time at Schottinger's, was it?
"Betrayed" by Albert Markovski
[Boy Laughs] Whoa.
[Brad] You look ugly! No, no, no.
to transform your mind into thinking differently.
- So do you. But this guy. - Wha... Ah, he doesn't look too good.
Bernard... The dismantling thing with the whole... You know, all the poetry stuff...
They will help you and your mind transform.
[Woman's Voice] Hi. I have some questions...
- How am I gonna look at my file? - You wanna see your file?
Yeah, I had a cat once. You caught me. You're amazing.
Beat it, you little pussy.
I don't often cast Flipendo But when I do I find a switch with a face on the back
Why?
- Yahhh! - It's a romantic fantasy.
Okay.
Come on.
- Well, I have a meeting. - [Doorbell Ringing]
What are you doing to us?
- I sent this to you. Why don't you ever listen to me... - Have you seen this system?
He's just making a joke on me.
Do you even care about the marsh and the woods?
Speaking of Shania and tuna, Brad has the most incredible story.
Shania, I'm Albert. I used to run the Open Spaces Coalition.
- Now, isn't that cool? Huh? - Yes.
Well, I'm pretty sure the Dixie Chicks would want you to spread your love...
- And my house? - No, just your Jet Skis.
Albert has a place here, a place you have denied.
Obsessed with your strange coincidence.
- Have you? I'm doing this for you. - Oh, my God.
I wanna listen to a radio!
You're opening up the store. Shania, she all of a sudden, she gets...
- Shit. - So we get drawn back into human drama...
[Crying] Everything. My life.
Is that why you're doing this, to teach me?
We're here today to give the director a chance to even the keel.
[Man] What the fuck was that?
Sounds kind of interesting though. Have you got a card?
- So am I. That's how I bought into you. - [Recording] Eighteenth floor.
I might've looked at a little bit of Lange on the way out. What's the big deal?
- About your life. - Yeah, about my life.
Go for it, man.
Well, let's go, dude. I'm gonna introduce you to the board of directors, my friend.
You see, the detectives, they just wanted to gloss right over that.
Oh, excuse me. You... You spoke to my fat, sad brother?
- Tell me what's happening. - She wants to talk about my work situation.
- Then why did you need "drowning"? - To rhyme with "frowning."
Friends, enemies, brother, sister, mother, child.
"and told me to spell words to show how I'm a good speller.
I'm sorry, Stevo. My bad. You didn't know.
And this is it. I'm talking about it right now.
And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry.
How could you do this? [Sniffing]
A kind of spiritual petit four.
- You're only smashing yourself, Brad! - Yeah.
[Gasps]
- That's great, Mom. It's right up my alley. - But it is. It's a new hot...
[Tommy] That's Caterine.
But is that good enough? Is my work doing any good?
Gee, is it that hard? Go ahead and do it.
I was wondering about our coincidences and what they mean.
Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy.
You don't plant no tree in this parking lot!
You want to go backwards?
- That came out of left field. - All right.
You're all a bunch of big babies!
- We have to save the marsh. - Sorry I'm late, guys.
She's sort of a little treat for our clients.
- Let's start with the method. - Let's start with the method.
- [All Gasp] - What did you do, Albert?
and how important we think that is.
It's just the way things are. You and me and the air are actually tiny particles...
- [Woman] Stop it! - [Laughter]
Okay, Albert. I can let you in on a couple of secrets.
The loop in my head is playing ♻️
And he almost died 'cause he cares about the same things.
But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed...
There’s glass between us!
- Any press come? - Yeah, local paper's here. What's wrong?
Please call me. I'm Marjorie at 96...
Was Helen's sister. I don't remember her name. I met her the once.
I'm gonna have a fucking ball at mancala hour, aren't I?
- about what for a small boy is a large tragedy. - This is ridiculous.
- How am I the destroyer? - I saw that S.U.V. Out there.
It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo.
Josh, I put this together.
to everyone else's energy, even Brad's.
- Where did she come from? - What's going on?
- Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist? And Yeats? - Theodore Roosevelt...
- She knew my name. See? - So what if she knew your name?
Okay, let's get started.
- [Sighs] - Brad, I torched your Jet Skis.
Let's move it along. There we go. I'll show you where you need to go.
I'm in my tree, I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks, and they're making me feel better...
Now I'm smashing myself!
Shania hates mayo, all right? And she can't eat chicken salad.
Your voice is the trademark voice of Huckabees.
"I came home from school. Mom was in the kitchen with a strange lady.
because anything else would be too painful?
I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to mayo."
The national office recognizes the charter.
second time as the doorman.
- Did I say it was? - You did. You agree it wasn't?
Do you understand? There's glass between us!
- Hey, hey, hey. What did she give you? - No, stay away from me.
- What do you mean? - They won't let me see my coincidence file.
- She had to get you to see. - See what?
Act naturally. Here comes your boy.