Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sounds kind of interesting though. Have you got a card?
- Did I say it was? - You did. You agree it wasn't?
- What do you mean? - They won't let me see my coincidence file.
[Man] What the fuck was that?
One... killin' the ozone and all the creatures that it's hurting?
Well, I'm pretty sure the Dixie Chicks would want you to spread your love...
- That came out of left field. - All right.
They will help you and your mind transform.
- Shit. - So we get drawn back into human drama...
"I came home from school. Mom was in the kitchen with a strange lady.
- She knew my name. See? - So what if she knew your name?
I don't often cast Flipendo But when I do I find a switch with a face on the back
I'm gonna have a fucking ball at mancala hour, aren't I?
But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed...
I might've looked at a little bit of Lange on the way out. What's the big deal?
It's just the way things are. You and me and the air are actually tiny particles...
- Well, I have a meeting. - [Doorbell Ringing]
I was wondering about our coincidences and what they mean.
- [Woman] Stop it! - [Laughter]
- Any press come? - Yeah, local paper's here. What's wrong?
Okay, let's get started.
Speaking of Shania and tuna, Brad has the most incredible story.
Josh, I put this together.
I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to mayo."
Gee, is it that hard? Go ahead and do it.
- Now, isn't that cool? Huh? - Yes.
[Brad] You look ugly! No, no, no.
I'm sorry, Stevo. My bad. You didn't know.
And this is it. I'm talking about it right now.
- Let's start with the method. - Let's start with the method.
Was Helen's sister. I don't remember her name. I met her the once.
[Tommy] That's Caterine.
It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo.
Albert has a place here, a place you have denied.
- I sent this to you. Why don't you ever listen to me... - Have you seen this system?
"and told me to spell words to show how I'm a good speller.
I wanna listen to a radio!
- Tell me what's happening. - She wants to talk about my work situation.
The loop in my head is playing ♻️
Well, let's go, dude. I'm gonna introduce you to the board of directors, my friend.
She's sort of a little treat for our clients.
because anything else would be too painful?
- We have to save the marsh. - Sorry I'm late, guys.
- So do you. But this guy. - Wha... Ah, he doesn't look too good.
You're opening up the store. Shania, she all of a sudden, she gets...
- Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist? And Yeats? - Theodore Roosevelt...
What are you doing to us?
Sounds like we got a philosopher.
You want to go backwards?
Okay, Albert. I can let you in on a couple of secrets.
- Hey, hey, hey. What did she give you? - No, stay away from me.
- [All Gasp] - What did you do, Albert?
Your voice is the trademark voice of Huckabees.
- Yahhh! - It's a romantic fantasy.
second time as the doorman.
who claim they want to know the ultimate truth about reality.
There’s glass between us!
He's just making a joke on me.
Shania, I'm Albert. I used to run the Open Spaces Coalition.
- How am I the destroyer? - I saw that S.U.V. Out there.
to transform your mind into thinking differently.
Please call me. I'm Marjorie at 96...
[Woman's Voice] Hi. I have some questions...
And he almost died 'cause he cares about the same things.
Okay.
- Yes, you do. - Oh, stop it!
- So am I. That's how I bought into you. - [Recording] Eighteenth floor.
- [Sighs] - Brad, I torched your Jet Skis.
Why?
Yeah, I had a cat once. You caught me. You're amazing.
I'm in my tree, I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks, and they're making me feel better...
Now I'm smashing myself!
- She had to get you to see. - See what?
Go for it, man.
You don't plant no tree in this parking lot!
Do you understand? There's glass between us!
We're here today to give the director a chance to even the keel.
Friends, enemies, brother, sister, mother, child.
Oh, excuse me. You... You spoke to my fat, sad brother?
And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry.
- How am I gonna look at my file? - You wanna see your file?
to everyone else's energy, even Brad's.
Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy.
and how important we think that is.
- And my house? - No, just your Jet Skis.
Let's move it along. There we go. I'll show you where you need to go.
- That's great, Mom. It's right up my alley. - But it is. It's a new hot...
How could you do this? [Sniffing]
"Betrayed" by Albert Markovski
- This is what I wanna talk about. - It wasn't your first time at Schottinger's, was it?
- Then why did you need "drowning"? - To rhyme with "frowning."
[Crying] Everything. My life.
You're all a bunch of big babies!
Shania hates mayo, all right? And she can't eat chicken salad.
A kind of spiritual petit four.
You see, the detectives, they just wanted to gloss right over that.
- about what for a small boy is a large tragedy. - This is ridiculous.
- You're only smashing yourself, Brad! - Yeah.
But is that good enough? Is my work doing any good?
[Gasps]
Act naturally. Here comes your boy.
Bernard... The dismantling thing with the whole... You know, all the poetry stuff...
Obsessed with your strange coincidence.
- Where did she come from? - What's going on?
- About your life. - Yeah, about my life.
The national office recognizes the charter.
Come on.
- Have you? I'm doing this for you. - Oh, my God.
[Boy Laughs] Whoa.
Do you even care about the marsh and the woods?
Beat it, you little pussy.
Is that why you're doing this, to teach me?