Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is that why you're doing this, to teach me?
It's just the way things are. You and me and the air are actually tiny particles...
[Man] What the fuck was that?
You want to go backwards?
I was wondering about our coincidences and what they mean.
How could you do this? [Sniffing]
Okay.
- She had to get you to see. - See what?
- She knew my name. See? - So what if she knew your name?
who claim they want to know the ultimate truth about reality.
- You're only smashing yourself, Brad! - Yeah.
Friends, enemies, brother, sister, mother, child.
I wanna listen to a radio!
- [All Gasp] - What did you do, Albert?
I'm gonna have a fucking ball at mancala hour, aren't I?
- Then why did you need "drowning"? - To rhyme with "frowning."
They will help you and your mind transform.
to everyone else's energy, even Brad's.
[Woman's Voice] Hi. I have some questions...
Why?
Come on.
Yeah, I had a cat once. You caught me. You're amazing.
I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to mayo."
- How am I the destroyer? - I saw that S.U.V. Out there.
- So am I. That's how I bought into you. - [Recording] Eighteenth floor.
I'm in my tree, I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks, and they're making me feel better...
Sounds kind of interesting though. Have you got a card?
- Yes, you do. - Oh, stop it!
Was Helen's sister. I don't remember her name. I met her the once.
I'm sorry, Stevo. My bad. You didn't know.
Go for it, man.
I don't often cast Flipendo But when I do I find a switch with a face on the back
- That came out of left field. - All right.
Okay, let's get started.
- What do you mean? - They won't let me see my coincidence file.
- Any press come? - Yeah, local paper's here. What's wrong?
The national office recognizes the charter.
[Brad] You look ugly! No, no, no.
But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed...
- Shit. - So we get drawn back into human drama...
But is that good enough? Is my work doing any good?
Gee, is it that hard? Go ahead and do it.
And this is it. I'm talking about it right now.
There’s glass between us!
"I came home from school. Mom was in the kitchen with a strange lady.
Beat it, you little pussy.
The loop in my head is playing ♻️
Shania, I'm Albert. I used to run the Open Spaces Coalition.
Okay, Albert. I can let you in on a couple of secrets.
[Gasps]
- Where did she come from? - What's going on?
Do you understand? There's glass between us!
to transform your mind into thinking differently.
You don't plant no tree in this parking lot!
- This is what I wanna talk about. - It wasn't your first time at Schottinger's, was it?
Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy.
- So do you. But this guy. - Wha... Ah, he doesn't look too good.
What are you doing to us?
"Betrayed" by Albert Markovski
- Hey, hey, hey. What did she give you? - No, stay away from me.
- Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist? And Yeats? - Theodore Roosevelt...
- Tell me what's happening. - She wants to talk about my work situation.
Do you even care about the marsh and the woods?
Josh, I put this together.
You see, the detectives, they just wanted to gloss right over that.
- We have to save the marsh. - Sorry I'm late, guys.
You're all a bunch of big babies!
Act naturally. Here comes your boy.
"and told me to spell words to show how I'm a good speller.
She's sort of a little treat for our clients.
- Well, I have a meeting. - [Doorbell Ringing]
- And my house? - No, just your Jet Skis.
- Let's start with the method. - Let's start with the method.
A kind of spiritual petit four.
Now I'm smashing myself!
Sounds like we got a philosopher.
One... killin' the ozone and all the creatures that it's hurting?
Well, let's go, dude. I'm gonna introduce you to the board of directors, my friend.
Oh, excuse me. You... You spoke to my fat, sad brother?
- How am I gonna look at my file? - You wanna see your file?
And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry.
Your voice is the trademark voice of Huckabees.
- [Woman] Stop it! - [Laughter]
because anything else would be too painful?
- I sent this to you. Why don't you ever listen to me... - Have you seen this system?
He's just making a joke on me.
Let's move it along. There we go. I'll show you where you need to go.
I might've looked at a little bit of Lange on the way out. What's the big deal?
- about what for a small boy is a large tragedy. - This is ridiculous.
- Now, isn't that cool? Huh? - Yes.
[Boy Laughs] Whoa.
We're here today to give the director a chance to even the keel.
second time as the doorman.
Please call me. I'm Marjorie at 96...
[Crying] Everything. My life.
Obsessed with your strange coincidence.
Albert has a place here, a place you have denied.
- Did I say it was? - You did. You agree it wasn't?
and how important we think that is.
[Tommy] That's Caterine.
- Yahhh! - It's a romantic fantasy.
- [Sighs] - Brad, I torched your Jet Skis.
And he almost died 'cause he cares about the same things.
Well, I'm pretty sure the Dixie Chicks would want you to spread your love...
Shania hates mayo, all right? And she can't eat chicken salad.
- Have you? I'm doing this for you. - Oh, my God.
It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo.
You're opening up the store. Shania, she all of a sudden, she gets...
- That's great, Mom. It's right up my alley. - But it is. It's a new hot...
- About your life. - Yeah, about my life.
Bernard... The dismantling thing with the whole... You know, all the poetry stuff...
Speaking of Shania and tuna, Brad has the most incredible story.