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David's made me senior sales clerk.

and I'd just like to say...

Luke are you saying you got Ommy C now to avoid getting pinged for Boz’s Bucks?

For all your mole knows, they may or may not have said that to me.

notwithstanding the cruel to be kind scenario...

This has been imposed upon me this has been imposed upon me

I'm not doing this for an Esther Rantzen heart of gold,

and your branch will be downsized and incorporated into his?

- That life's too short. - Exactly. Thank you.

You don't mind if Karen sits in just to learn the ropes?

# You're my sex bomb

See the raffle there? That's going to start later.

- We're going to lose our jobs! - You're not all gonna lose your jobs.

- David... - go on.

So, take anything.

She's still here.

I don't know what you mean.

So what’s a Eunuch?

It's the end of the financial year and spirits are in the sky.

# baby, you can turn me on turn me on... #

just come from a meeting at head office,

So why the move?

- It's just... - put it there.

- The dog was called nigger. - Don't keep saying it.

They may or may not have.

Oh, I know the ones.

but what sort of a boss would you say I am?

um... all that talk about, like, moving on in the world...

and if they've let me in charge of that one big pie,

I showed you the ropes, Ibnurtured you, I gave you a good job.

Are you going to the party?

That one on Benny hill?

Why don't you both go and do some work instead of whinging, please?

- I want to retire with some stories to tell. - Not about paper.

Countable or uncountable? That is question...

- What rank? - Sergeant, I think.

Yup, it would appear so.

# it's just a silly phase I'm going through

to sell them down the river for a couple of extra quid a year so, not interested.

Look, whether or not Anton is indeed a midget or a dwarf...

Should have seen what we got Pete Gibbons. Oooh!

so that you could remain in the job?

I want you to apologise and stop passing the buck!

David, can I just ask why you've hired yourself a new secretary

What? Joe Root’s leaving ?