Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist.

And that's how I feel.

You're still thinking about Ollie Watkins' goal Aren't you

Yeah, I will, but there's a slight change of plan.

So what’s a leprechaun?

you're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you.

- No. - Regular?

That's not a phrase though is it? I couldn't come out and go: "I've got bad news and some irrelevant news."

Gareth... come on.

Yeah. I want you to say you're sorry.

where I was officially offered the job as UK manager.

- Ok, David, listen to me, allright... - no, no, you listen to me, "Tim".

and wake up in another five years time and say, "shit! Done it again."

On a more positive note, I got Spain in the sweepstake

Like this person. Kojak.

Well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.

WHAT? SANDRO TONALI'S LEAVING?

Yeah you do all that only for foreigners or women or disables to take advantage of it.

- What are we going to do about it? - Lee, please can I just get a word in? I asked her out as a friend. It wasn't as a girlfriend..

- A lady? - Hopefully, yeah.

I can't believe it. After all the things he said, it's just...

- Have you been fired? - No. I've been made into a partner.

That's the dog's name. It's the '40s, before racism was bad innit? So..

I'd have done her, but that would be shitting on your own doorstep.

what they think of David Brent?

Sometimes they're invisible, like fairies.

Five fun runs in two years.

In the office. Walk this way.

you know, the slick boss -

What's worse - cheating medical science or cheating friends?

# so don't forget