Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And that's how I feel.

you know, the slick boss -

and wake up in another five years time and say, "shit! Done it again."

What's worse - cheating medical science or cheating friends?

Gareth... come on.

Yeah you do all that only for foreigners or women or disables to take advantage of it.

Yeah, I will, but there's a slight change of plan.

you're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you.

Five fun runs in two years.

I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist.

- Ok, David, listen to me, allright... - no, no, you listen to me, "Tim".

That's the dog's name. It's the '40s, before racism was bad innit? So..

Like this person. Kojak.

Sometimes they're invisible, like fairies.

So what’s a leprechaun?

Yeah. I want you to say you're sorry.

- No. - Regular?

- What are we going to do about it? - Lee, please can I just get a word in? I asked her out as a friend. It wasn't as a girlfriend..

WHAT? SANDRO TONALI'S LEAVING?

what they think of David Brent?

where I was officially offered the job as UK manager.

# so don't forget

In the office. Walk this way.

Well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.

I can't believe it. After all the things he said, it's just...

I'd have done her, but that would be shitting on your own doorstep.

That's not a phrase though is it? I couldn't come out and go: "I've got bad news and some irrelevant news."

You're still thinking about Ollie Watkins' goal Aren't you

- A lady? - Hopefully, yeah.

- Have you been fired? - No. I've been made into a partner.

On a more positive note, I got Spain in the sweepstake