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Yeah, I will, but there's a slight change of plan.

Well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.

WHAT? SANDRO TONALI'S LEAVING?

That's not a phrase though is it? I couldn't come out and go: "I've got bad news and some irrelevant news."

That's the dog's name. It's the '40s, before racism was bad innit? So..

Five fun runs in two years.

You're still thinking about Ollie Watkins' goal Aren't you

you're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you.

Like this person. Kojak.

I'd have done her, but that would be shitting on your own doorstep.

and wake up in another five years time and say, "shit! Done it again."

On a more positive note, I got Spain in the sweepstake

In the office. Walk this way.

where I was officially offered the job as UK manager.

I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist.

- Have you been fired? - No. I've been made into a partner.

what they think of David Brent?

And that's how I feel.

What's worse - cheating medical science or cheating friends?

Yeah. I want you to say you're sorry.

- A lady? - Hopefully, yeah.

Gareth... come on.

Yeah you do all that only for foreigners or women or disables to take advantage of it.

you know, the slick boss -

So what’s a leprechaun?

- No. - Regular?

I can't believe it. After all the things he said, it's just...

Sometimes they're invisible, like fairies.

- Ok, David, listen to me, allright... - no, no, you listen to me, "Tim".

- What are we going to do about it? - Lee, please can I just get a word in? I asked her out as a friend. It wasn't as a girlfriend..

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