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Yeah, I will, but there's a slight change of plan.

I'd have done her, but that would be shitting on your own doorstep.

You're still thinking about Ollie Watkins' goal Aren't you

What's worse - cheating medical science or cheating friends?

I can't believe it. After all the things he said, it's just...

you're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you.

So what’s a leprechaun?

- Ok, David, listen to me, allright... - no, no, you listen to me, "Tim".

# so don't forget

Well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.

Yeah. I want you to say you're sorry.

Like this person. Kojak.

- A lady? - Hopefully, yeah.

Gareth... come on.

I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist.

Five fun runs in two years.

That's not a phrase though is it? I couldn't come out and go: "I've got bad news and some irrelevant news."

WHAT? SANDRO TONALI'S LEAVING?

what they think of David Brent?

you know, the slick boss -

- No. - Regular?

where I was officially offered the job as UK manager.

- Have you been fired? - No. I've been made into a partner.

That's the dog's name. It's the '40s, before racism was bad innit? So..

Yeah you do all that only for foreigners or women or disables to take advantage of it.

In the office. Walk this way.

On a more positive note, I got Spain in the sweepstake

and wake up in another five years time and say, "shit! Done it again."

And that's how I feel.

- What are we going to do about it? - Lee, please can I just get a word in? I asked her out as a friend. It wasn't as a girlfriend..

Sometimes they're invisible, like fairies.