Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? David Brent's leaving?

- How are you doing? - All right, thanks.

I dont think that I'm in a position anymore...

- no, he's a midget. - What's the difference?

You think you're so... just 'cause you got a bit of Donna because,

I do it so one day, someone will go, "there goes David Brent.

"Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point?" that's where I come in.

you're not going to lose your vining group membership

There goes The Devil, I must remember to thank him

And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is

You don't need luck When you have a 71.4% Submission rate

It's called an education.

We'll incorporate horsham... so....

It's phrases like sloppy seconds which make her out of your league.

Yeah it has. What do you want me to say, Oh I'm sorry? That I'll give you a job back?

The hole punch. That's always handy.

It's caused by a hormone deficiency.

Although you can all use her - Oh, as the actress said to the bishop.

What? It was Rebekah Vardy?

So... every cloud...

- What do you think? - He looked all right.

So let's get it in perspective, yeah?

I do not want to lose a good man.

# when the feeling's gone and you can't go on, it's tragedy

I know I probably seem like quite an imposing figure now -

# sex bomb, sex bomb

# when I die and they lay me to rest... #

# oooh, you went a long time for me

I'm sorry David, you've lost me.

I don't know what I'll do, but whatever it is it's got to be a career move

- That's true. They are hilarious. - Hilarious. Put down hilarious.

- Assistant to the regional manager. - Yeah.

You know... you're not going to lose your job.

What do you want me to...Do you think I enjoy doing this? This has been imposed upon me.

- What do you think of her? - A bit out of your league, mate.

That's the thing about leadership. Sometimes you've got to sacrifice yourself.

# Ooh, you went a long time for me