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I'm in shock.
I'm sorry David, you've lost me.
# when I die and they lay me to rest... #
you're not going to lose your vining group membership
That's the thing about leadership. Sometimes you've got to sacrifice yourself.
And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is
Um...
- How are you doing? - All right, thanks.
I don't know what I'll do, but whatever it is it's got to be a career move
I do not want to lose a good man.
There goes The Devil, I must remember to thank him
# sex bomb, sex bomb
- What do you think of her? - A bit out of your league, mate.
# oooh, you went a long time for me
You don't need luck When you have a 71.4% Submission rate
We'll incorporate horsham... so....
OOOHHH nooooo
- That's true. They are hilarious. - Hilarious. Put down hilarious.
You think you're so... just 'cause you got a bit of Donna because,
You know... you're not going to lose your job.
It's phrases like sloppy seconds which make her out of your league.
- no, he's a midget. - What's the difference?
- Assistant to the regional manager. - Yeah.
# Ooh, you went a long time for me
I do it so one day, someone will go, "there goes David Brent.
What? David Brent's leaving?
Yeah it has. What do you want me to say, Oh I'm sorry? That I'll give you a job back?
It's caused by a hormone deficiency.
# when the feeling's gone and you can't go on, it's tragedy
Good.
It's called an education.
I know I probably seem like quite an imposing figure now -
What do you want me to...Do you think I enjoy doing this? This has been imposed upon me.
So let's get it in perspective, yeah?
Yeah.
"Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point?" that's where I come in.
So... every cloud...
The hole punch. That's always handy.
What? It was Rebekah Vardy?
Although you can all use her - Oh, as the actress said to the bishop.
Office Wanker
I dont think that I'm in a position anymore...
- What do you think? - He looked all right.