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You've always made it very clear that you're 100% committed to your branch.
Ok. Gather.
I thought you wanted to be a psychologist.
because you can be sure that if they were in my position, they'd take the job and go: "Yep! Thanks!.
but because you failed the medical because of high blood pressure.
it's not because you asked Dawn out in front of everyone and she said no, is it?
It was just a soldier to cry on.
OOH NO
You grow up, you work half a century, you get a golden handshake,
Gareth, can you keep it down a bit?
You could have just told us about Neil and kept your promotion to yourself.
and that...
Who loves you baby!
Do you want to answer that?
Yeah. I'll just do it like this.
If I make them laugh along the way, sue me.
Good. Ok. The first step is to meet with Alan and the board.
Oooh No
or sideways to external, then up.
- You're going to be all right, aren't you? - Yeah. I work hard. I earn my keep.
Yeah, but there is the emotion as "good in business" syndrome, sure,
I hope they get rid off me..
That's it then is it? Old team on the scrapheap
The dog was called nigger Don't keep saying it.
Assistant to the regional manager
Yeah, and maybe I should just take them around to rival companies and just hand them out.
that's the most profound thing you've ever said, mate.
Assistant to the prime minister
Could you not do that here, mate? Sorry I was just wondering if you couldnt do that here?
We'll incorporate Swindon. So...
Be like that at a party! Taht's be fun!
You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?
# it's going nowhere
Let's be honest, David, I am 30.
# when the morning cries and you don't know why