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after your uncle was appointed to the National People's Congress.
Honey, you can count on me.
What the shit?
[exhales]
Hey, Dad.
I still love my wife.
Space Force One,
the whole Chinese government, and they're all waiting for me,
Yes, ma'am.
I have all of these scientists and astronauts,
Oh, no, no, no. Thank you for getting it.
This would be a date.
Oh, yes, you're an independent contractor and not a part of the military. So, yes.
Not in our current orbit.
of our temperature experiment.
-Zero. -Fucking sons of bitches.
If it doesn't go well, you'll certainly lose your position.
The Chinese just claimed the entire Sea of Tranquility crater
We planned a very specific lunar landing site.
Drilling equipment
About 100 miles away.
Verify actuators.
God. No.
Science is a brotherhood.
Oh, honey. Come on.
I think that's good.
You just handle it, and I'll write in my notes that
Ah.
It is very delicate.
See, their research base is here.
First of all, allow me to say that I am delighted to be speaking with you,