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Oh! Hey, ho!
What if your friend, who runs the Navy,
If you and Mom are just gonna disappear,
But no one can own part of the moon.
Three thousand feet.
Who wants to go first?
I'm calling you in the hopes of clearing something up.
Please, just walk me through how-- how this could work to our advantage if--
I went to a Halloween party a few years ago as a film negative.
-What? -Nope. Good night.
Adrian, get some rest.
[sighs]
Well, now everyone in the restaurant knows
Next time you're gonna do it!
-What about the Fra Mauro formation? -Asteroids.
Okay. Yeah.
-Okay. All right. -All right, all right.
"Ladies, if you want to lose a quick 60 pounds, go to the moon."
-whether it be emotional or physical... -Okay.
Okay, okay. What do you see there?
You really think that number's gonna go up when you start fucking around?
Well, lightweight construction materials.
My entire career will depend on what happens in the next 36 hours.
This is how we should always do it.
That's all the running you've been doing.
[ominous music playing]
♪ Fly me to the moon ♪
Anyway, you only got your position
-What the fuck? -Erin, the f-word.
She makes me laugh.
Roger. Copy, Space Force One. You are go for landing.
Don't be scared. We're gonna find out anyway.
Dr. Zhang, this is Dr. Adrian Mallory.
We have liftoff.
[watch buzzing]
What's your name?
It's easy, Brad. You just give the name to our head media manager.
He said he wasn't gonna tell you, so I'm glad he changed his mind.
We've also heard of the green screen.
I should call him.
Can you switch me to a private channel, please?
I met him a few years ago at an anti-proliferation conference.
-You need to relax. -Why don't we use them?
-I don't know about that. -I do.
-Thank you, General. -Mmm.
Manual altitude control is good.
That is not okay.
You're gonna love the moon.
I like "It's good to be back on the moon."
So I am in an awkward position right now