Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, hey, we shouldn't be celebrating.
I can vouch for that. Will you cross your legs, buddy?
"Douche" is sugarcoating it.
Mmm, a deuce.
So, live long and prosper. Whatever.
Hey, remember your old college roommate?
Don't even say that. Okay?
Tell me more about being married.
- Kind of makes you wonder. - Yeah.
- Little Barney says, "Mahalo." - Mmm-hmm.
He was accessorizing!
Listen, Ted, you're great, and this is so difficult,
Yeah, I totally should have said that.
happy, weightless, with a heart full of joy.
you can't manipulate people like that!
- What gives you the right to do that? - Ted, I did it for your own good.
So if you want to be my plus one, Lily's a damn good cook.
Why should I believe you?
and then you and I would never have become best friends.
Wow, no wonder Marshall dies at 68.
I guess I get it.
So, if it weren't for you, Ted and I might still be dating?
It's a nightshirt
Oh, well, I got a great deal on them, so...