Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can wear whatever you want and still get laid.

You don't want the truth because deep down,

So whenever you've been dating somebody for a while,

You know, how is this person gonna fit in with our group over the years?

- What are you talking about? - You've always hated Karen.

OLDER TED: The next night, I was still angry at your aunt Lily.

- BARNEY: Uh-huh? - Mmm-hmm.

I need another drink.

- You're wearing a tie. - First of all, it's a sleeping cravat.

Yes. Yes, they are. Thank you.

but you wanted completely different things out of life and refused to deal with it.

What's the front porch test?

(CHUCKLES) That's wonderful.

OLDER TED: In March of 2009, I'd been dating my high school girlfriend Karen

I knew this was a mistake. That's it. It's over.

Marshall. Oh, it's been so long.

Sometimes, she'll even put out a vase of freshly cut flowers.

- Or Robin. - Robin, Robin...

Lily, you had no right to interfere in my relationships.

You did it. You put the earring in my bed so that Karen would find it.

- It's true. - That's what I've been saying.

Wait! Marshall didn't do it.

No, Ted! No! I would never...

Did you break us up, too?

I didn't say I liked them.

and we're still single, we...

They only need one finger to give her what I'm thinking.