Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have an expiration date, don't we?

Okay, well, it's almost 2:00 a.m. I better get ready for work.

Seriously, what is wrong with you, Lily? How could you do that?

(SIGHS) Same old same-old.

- You're the fan... - How did it get in your bed?

Okay, believe it or not, my friends do not get a vote on who I date.

Ooh! Let me go next!

- I will never wear a nightshirt. - Thank God.

I can't believe you did that.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Ted, I did those things to help you. You're a commitment junkie.

- And coffee, too? - And coffee, too.

Um, maybe because I've always been faithful to you, while you...

- What a shame! - That is sad!

I probably want to be in Argentina.

- Oh, my God. - Lily,

Good morning, New York. I'm...

Marshall, I swear to God, if you don't tell me the truth right now...

All I tried to do was get you guys to talk about your issues.

most wonderful feeling in the world.

So, flying to Neverland with Peter and Tink, was that amazing?

If the years go by, and we both turn 40,

- So, Lily broke us up, sort of. - Yeah.

Oh, my God, I have to break up with her.

because my lovely wife hates kids.

I didn't want you two to break up,