Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, here's a fun question, just for fun.

Ted's just been through a bad breakup.

I've known you 12 years, and I can honestly say,

Don't read a book or anything.

And she'll help you find other girls to have sex with?

God, I hated him.

You got lucky. Okay?

I knew you were listening! Yes!

Stop talking to me like I'm your enemy!

- Did you break me and Robin up? - You're damn right I did!

(SIGHS) What a story. So brave of you to share that.

- Admit it! - There's nothing to admit!

Ted, think about how awesome you, me and Marshall are.

to the rest of us mortals down here who are still looking for someone.

Anyway, here's his obituary.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Okay, you know what? Fine, make your little jokes.

It will. That water will kill you. It is a toxic deathtrap.

- Hi. - Hi. What are you...

So that's where my Creed CD went.

I have to lie perfectly still so I don't wrinkle my suit-jamas.

What about you?