Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you at least TiVo it?

Okay, like what?

but you have the luxury of not knowing what I know,

Wait. Those are your pajamas? You sleep in a pajama suit?

I didn't know I was feeding you the words that would lead to your breakup.

- What do these bad boys feel like in bed? - Come on. Let's go see.

That's not a memory. That's from a porn movie.

Looks like one of Robin's earrings. Huh! That's weird.

You’re the fan of 2024 The Resa wines

You can have it to yourselves.

We just want to support you.

You fall in love with these women even if they don't deserve you.

Turns out Lily has taken it upon herself to sabotage

I really am sorry.

How can they call that thing you're on a morning show?

Sophomore year.

- Where do you see yourself in five years? - Where do you see yourself?

Wow. Thanks for sugarcoating it.

MARSHALL: "P.S. Sorry the envelope was already open.

I did this because I care about you!

Hi. We were just having a "Who's hornier?" contest

One, no need to wear anything underneath.

I mean, yeah, she's got boobs, but...

I probably want to be married.

Seriously, why would you wear something like that?

OLDER TED: So, Robin and I enjoyed a gourmet dinner.

Whatever, dude. It's comfy.

You've been telling me to break up with her.

I can vouch for that. Will you uncross your legs, buddy?

Not just any movie. That's the exact scene from...

- Wow. So you ended it? - Yeah.

I've ever seen in my life. Anyway...