Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[chants in Sanskrit]

Well, I didn't want to let myself go completely.

I don't have an Aladdin,

[chuckes] Yeah, I agree.

Then what makes you interesting?

♪ Down, down to the ground ♪

That's very touching, um...

Yeah. What about it?

I feel bad for her.

[laughs] Don't miss.

Over my dead body.

My closest Indian friend is a woman I met seven minutes ago.

And honestly, all I want to do is eat a doughnut,

Let me know if she stops walking again,

I read Vietnam vets their Bill O'Reilly books.

I want people to take me seriously.

[McEnroe] Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood relationship to you,

Two rows of seats. Dolby 5.1 surround sound.

[McEnroe] It had been a week since Devi's violent encounter

I don't really feel at home right now in my choice of clothing.

-A Muslim. -[Kamala gasps]

It's so low-rent.

...unexpected overtures from certain people at school...

What idea? That I love my husband less because my roots aren't showing?

[sarcastically] Where do I start?

[laughs] In your face.

and he's so into being Native American.

You know, my kids ask about their grandparents,

who can get you a very nice wheelchair for cheap.

I just don't want to take a photo.

Hey, kids, move.

I just thought, "Am I gonna be this insecure Indian guy,

Too much going on, for Ganesh Puja? That bitch.

♪ Well, baby, I’m waking up ♪

He's the community spiritual leader and also really knows how to work a room.

I love being Indian. [scoffs]

Leasing is still a financial commitment!

Just take your slime and go.

Devi, what did you do?

Oh, wonderful. Could you take me to The Home Depot?