Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wherever I go, 200 birds gotta come with me.

...maybe you can find it in your heart to forgive him.

Erm, Lisa, why is you're brother strangling and choking that stupid ostrich to death? I've got no idea why he's doing that. Sorry I didn't believe you, Harper.

My mom ran off with my birthday clown.

Me, the patriarch of a bird-racing dynasty.

Caesar can have his eagle,

That song does make me feel a little better.

featuring dictator commentary by Hitler and Mussolini.

What about the Detroit Lions?

like that chicken I played, lost to, and ate at the State Fair?

That coop looks a little flimsy.

at a farm upstate where he can run and play all day.

to just walk away from this.

Hey, if it moves, you can bet on it.

I'll take the American fighting pigeon any damn day!