Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BUT IT'LL MAKE FOR A GOOD SURPRISE ENDING.
Man: WAITER?
YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE,
NO, YOU GOT--I THINK I--
THE BODYBUILDING COMPETITION.
OH, DON'T WORRY, IT'S, YOU KNOW--
AS YOU WISH.
GOOD. GOOD.
YES.
JOHN McGUIRK, FROM HIGH SCHOOL?
WHY? BECAUSE HE ISN'T.
THANK YOU.
AND WE'LL MEET THEM--
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S SLOW AS IT IS
LYING TO PEOPLE YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE LIFE TO BE MISERABLE.
LOOK, BUDDY, YOU CAN'T GO AROUND
WHAT?
THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT.
WELL, YEAH.
RIGHT? OR THE GOVERNMENT.
YEAH. WHAT'S-- WHAT'S GOING ON?
[BEEPING]
YEAH, WHY?
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
WE TOTALLY APPRECIATE IT, JASON.
OR YOUR PARENTS. OR GOD.
HI, TWO GRILLED CHEESES, PLEASE,
OH, NO, BRENDON. I TOLD THEM TO MEET ME HERE.
LIFE IS A TEST.
SEE, I DON'T KNOW.
ONE SECOND.
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ALECK. YOU GOT THE WRONG KID!
NO!
YEAH, SEE, BUT WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT?
HELLO? HELLO? ALLISON? HELLO?
THERE'S NO "M" ON THIS--
UH, YOU'RE BREAKING UP, JOHN,
YES. I WOULD LIKE TO GET YOUR OPINION ON THAT
BUT OH, NO. I FORGOT THE TICKETS.
JUST NOT WHEN THE CLOCK IS TICKING.