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WELL, WERE YOU GUYS SURPRISED?

MY MOM LOVES FLOWERS, YOU KNOW?

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU HERE FOR--

AND HAVE A FANTASTIC EVENING TALKING ABOUT SOCCER.

WHAT? OK, NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD, ALL RIGHT.

BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING--

I'M SUPPOSED TO CALL HER

SHE BE DISAPPOINTED?

TO RE-EXPLAIN IT IN LYRICS, YOU KNOW?

AND WE COULD BE HERE ALL DAY.

IT'S PART OF BEING A WOMAN,

GREAT. WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE BEEN A FAT HAG, LIKE ME?

IF YOU WANTED TO MAYBE GO OUT

YOU SHOULD SEND THAT BACK.

Brendon: APPRECIATE IT.

ALL RIGHT, YOU MEET HER SOMEWHERE,

AND I'LL UNDERSTAND

WHY DO WE DO-- I DON'T KNOW.

WHO CARES? THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.

IN YOUR PLACE, WITH THE GIRL.

I DON'T LIE ALL THE TIME.

YOU GET TO USE THE SPA AREA,

NOTHING IRREPARABLE HAS HAPPENED HERE.

I MEAN, LET'S JUST GO THEN

JUST USUALLY IT DOESN'T TAKE 1/2 HOUR

HELLO? HEY, MOM. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

EVERYTHING WENT WELL?

LOOK, HERE'S AN OLD TRICK, RIGHT?

AND I CAN TYPE, BRENDON, THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE HERE.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE THING.

BRENDON, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY

WELL, THAT'S NICE.

HEY, IT'S ME, JOHN McGUIRK.

THEN WHO NEEDS 'EM? LIE TO MEN.

THIS PLACE SUCKS, ANYWAY.

WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS' NAMES?