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BEING RELATED TO THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?
OK, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT STARBOY
BECAUSE I COULD CHARGE IT TO MY ACCOUNT
WAIT, YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS A GIRL BY LYING?
[YELLING]
LOOK, DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, BRENDON.
POOH!
WELL, CAN YOU JUST HAND IT TO ME?
BRENDON, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT HAPPENS.
BUT WE MIGHT STILL ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY
A TEAM?
[PHONE RINGING] HOLD ON. HELLO?
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
NAH, IT'S PROBABLY FINE.
YOUR INTERNET START-UP THAT'S GOING PUBLIC.
THAT WOULD IMPRESS ANY LADY I KNOW.
WHY WHAT?
WHO HAVE SOME INTEGRITY AND LOYALTY,
OF SPENDING YOUR FAMILY'S MONEY
AND THEY'RE WILLING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE, OK?
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
SO, BRENDON, HOW'S THE STARBOY THING GOING?
WHAT DO YOU DO, HUH? CANNONBALL.
BRENDON...
BRENDON, WHY ARE YOU SHAKING?
BRENDON, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WELL I'LL BET YOU DO GREAT THIS TIME,
WHAT? UH, NOTHING.
RIGHT. AND HAVE GREAT SUCCESS.
UH...OH...
OK, LOOK, WE'VE ALREADY SHOT
LOOK, LOOK, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE ENTIRE MOVIE YET.
WELL, YOU--PAULA?
ONLY CARE ABOUT TYPING,
OH...EHH...
GO FORTH AND CONQUER.
I CAN'T--I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HER.
TO GET OUR FOOD, ALL RIGHT?
Allison: SPEAKING.
BUT I WAS WONDERING
the ball is in your court
I JUST DON'T--
LOOK, I JUST--I--
IT'S KINDA TOUGH IN THIS TOWN, BRENDON,
AND BEFORE I FORGET, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
OH, RIGHT. NO, THAT MAKES SENSE. YEAH.
DON'T TREAT US LIKE IDIOTS.
CANNONBALL!
MAY I HAVE YOUR TEST THEN?
FOR MYSELF AND FOR HER,
OH, OH MY GOSH. UH...FEMALE THINGS.