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JASON, YOU'RE BEING RUDE.
OK.
CYNTHIA. I AM SO SORRY.
HE ISN'T?
OK. YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER?
OH, YOU KNOW, UH...
SO, IT'S TOTALLY UP TO YOU.
OH, BOY.
AS WE SPEAK.
RIGHT.
SICK ALREADY?
GOOD. IT WENT WELL.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, IN THAT SCENARIO,
BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
[FURIOUS TYPING]
YOU'VE ONLY SEEN THIS ONE SCENE.
NO, YOU KNOW,
I'M SORRY, JOHN, HOLD ON.
YOU GOT IT.
I'M A SOCCER COACH FOR KIDS. THAT'S ALL.
OK, WHOA, STOP. STOP.
AND YOU, I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN YOU BEFORE,
KEEP YOUR WRISTS STRAIGHT AT ALL TIMES.
LOOK, I WAS EMBARRASSED ABOUT WHO I WAS,
WHY? BECAUSE WE BLEND IN WITH THE--
YOU KNOW, FORGET THIS. I'VE MADE-UP MY MIND.
IT'S JUST CLUB POLICY.
BUT I TOLD DWAYNE AND THOSE GUYS
FLORISTS LOVE FLOWERS.
THEN THERE ISN'T A PROBLEM.
HAPPENS TO BELONG TO A COUNTRY CLUB,
MUST'VE SKIPPED A GENERATION.
WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE YOU A GIFT.
THAT'S GREAT, BUT, HUH, YOU KNOW,
Both: WOE AS PREDICTED IN THE PROPHECY ROCKS.
WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO AGAIN.
MOVE AWAY FROM CRAPPY TWO-BIT TOWNS LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
I WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM, YOU KNOW.
OH, YOU GUYS ARE HAVING OATMEAL FOR DINNER, HUH?
WAIT A MINUTE.
ONE WORD-- PINECONE BIRD FEEDER.
BRENDON, YOU KNOW,
OH, I'M SORRY.
UM, WHAT HAPPENED, BRENDON?
RIGHT. FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT.
HERE TO TAKE THE TEST AGAIN?
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