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[SIGHS]
THEN YOU DON'T GIVE HER THE OPERA.
HEY, WE'RE CALLING YOUR MOTHER AND THAT'S FINAL.
WHAT-WHAT, YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING ELSE? WE CAN.
YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT
THIS IS YOUR DESTINY AND THINGS.
WELL, IT'S BORDERLINE POSTPRODUCTION MUTINY.
UH-HM.
I JUST DO IT WHEN I FEEL
Allison: SHE'S WHAT?
IT GIVES US AN IDEA
'CAUSE ALL THE SMART, PRETTY GIRLS, YOU KNOW,
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M SORRY, JIM.
YOU KNOW, ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS LIKE TODAY.
CAN WE GET PIZZA? PERFECT.
BUT A SECOND AGO YOU SAID YOU WERE--
TAKING TESTS, YOU KNOW?
LOOK KID, WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER.
LIKE WHAT?
BUT WRONG.
THIS'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE.
UM, YES, OF COURSE.
WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
DUE TO PERSONAL-- FEMALE THINGS.
THAT YOU'RE A LIAR, YOU KNOW?
YEAH, SO DO THESE GUYS.
DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT WAS
OH, GREAT. I'M GONNA REWIND THE TAPE.
UM, HE ISN'T THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE.
OK. WELL, THAT'S FINE.
LIKE AS FAR AS LIKE A REPRESENTATIVE?
Allison: WELL, THAT'S TOUGH, ISN'T IT?
SURE.
REALLY? I THOUGHT UM, HMM...REALLY?
ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN?
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET YOUR HAIR WET.
YEAH, NO, I WOULD,
John: OH, MY GOD. SHE'S GORGEOUS.
TELL US, PLEASE.
Woman: JOHN McGUIRK?
DID YOU FINISH YOUR OATMEAL?
NO. I'M SICK OF SWIMMING.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL NEED A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS.
THANKS.
[CHILDREN ARGUING]
5234.
OH, THERE IT IS.
ON A DATE FRIDAY NIGHT.
BUT LISTEN, I'M DYING TO GET TOGETHER WITH YOU.
GOOD-BYE, BRENDON.
WHICH COMPETITION, BY THE WAY.
IT'S JUST THAT MY FAMILY