Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO AGAIN.
STUFF WE WOULD ENJOY AS A TEAM?
NO? NO.
3 GRILLED CHEESES?
IS EVERYTHING OK?
IT'S LORRAINE CHRISTENSON. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE COULD A...
WAIT, AND THEN WHAT, LOSE THE TICKETS AGAIN?
THIS IS A FANTASTIC CLUB, JASON.
IT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
UM, YEAH, I GUESS.
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
NO.
LOOK, THE POINT IS, BRENDON, THIS GIRL, SYLVIA--
YOU GOTTA HAVE IT BE UNEXPECTED.
I JUST--I'M SPEECHLESS.
WHEN YOUR NEXT COMPETITION IS.
STICK WITH THIS TOWN.
SURE, BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE.
YOU, STARBOY, AND YOU, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE,
Allison: THE TWO OF YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BUTTHEAD!
[BELL RINGING]
YEAH, BUT--
FOR IMPERSONATING A MEMBER.
BACK AT YOUR PLACE, RIGHT?
I GUESS I COULD EAT.
SO WE CAN'T POSSIBLY GO TO THE OPERA.
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF THEY FIGURE OUT
LISTEN TO ME FOR A MINUTE
AND USE THE COUNTRY CLUB FOR A DAY.
TAXI!
COUNTRY CLUB. GETTING KICKED OUT
CHEATING ON YOUR TEST, PAULA?
LET ME TAKE OVER, JIM.
NOT-NOT A MEMBER? I DON'T--
[FURIOUS TYPING]
NOT YET 'CAUSE WE'RE TOO CLOSE TO IT.
BRENDON, SO WHAT?
BIRD FEEDING SIDE--
I THOUGHT I HAD SOMETHING THERE.
AND BOUGHT THE TICKETS TO THE OPERA, SEE?
I SEE.
BEYOND A CERTAIN AGE,
I DON'T GET IT.
HOW'S YOUR TYPING?
DA, DA, DA, DA. LIFE IS A TEST, PAULA.
ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT TWO. TWO TO SELL.
YOU'RE JASON.
OH, SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
YES, YES I AM.
RIGHT.
Child: I HATE OATMEAL.
NOW, WOULDN'T, THEORETICALLY,
REALLY? COULD YOU TELL 'EM I'M BUSY OR SOMETHING?