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Well, as my Lord Buddha said,
Well, look at you,
¶ I've got Buddha ¶
Where the hell have you been?
You better sit down.
when it's not part of a big montage
Reverend, you come to dinner at my house!
And I just want to say, rot in Hell, Bible burner.
Lisa, you're really bringing down the first Sunday of Lent.
Like Lisa, one who may change the world.
(chuckles)
Well, maybe you can find what you need in here.
¶ For the first time ¶
When he speaks, I feel like he's speaking only to me.
BOTH: Church, steeple,
lost his job and swore reveng.
¶ Happen sometime ¶
I need to pee.
You, sir, have challenged me on scripture.
(groans)
-No, they didn't. -No.
-The brick is the message. -Them's my people.
if they believed in God in Hawaii.
Wow.
Our NPR station broadcasts wrestling.
I have a couple here to see you.
I'm gonna pretend I heard "amen."
Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
Why would you burn a Bible?
And that man's name
I have a few notes.
I hear there's a little dirt on the collar of a man