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¶ And now Jesus makes three ¶
...tiful wife and kid.
(gasping)
It's full of nothing but crushing disappointment.
Oh, why pretend?
Oh, boy.
I was trying to tell people that God is in your heart,
Reverend, you're very concerned with the Bible.
In my family, you don't say goodbye to someone
Oh, relax, bitch.
(chuckles) What about 2 Thessalonians 1:9?
You know what I mean?
You think he's...
And I'm wearing three sweaters.
Reverend Wright?
Another paradise lost.
-Glad to have... -Bup-bup-bup.
and have no idea what it means.
NPR ANNOUNCER: And that's an excruciating half nelson.
FLANDERS: Reverend? If that is your real honorific.
Romans 11:32.
And I'm just back from Michigan.
Can't you be on my side for once?
Oh, you'll get your hearing.
was to bring us together. "Religion."
Do we throw it back? What's your custom?
So, I know some of you still have some questions about me.
You-you can. (chuckles)
NPR ANNOUNCER 2: Yes, yes, it is.
Even for a pastor,
-Well, you could try. -(laughs)
What should we do with this Judas priest?
(school bell rings)
Also, I told Marge I was going for a colonoscopy
You don't agree with that, Ned?
Are you sure you aren't just attracted
(sighs) Well, the crickets agree.
I just hope what I said resonated with a few of you.