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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, you.
pink cocaine and poop?
IM HIKING ON SUNLIGHT WHOOOHOO!! We totally love Kimmy!!!
Why don't you go out and get us more tape storage?
I'll build my own tape storage!
Here, boy or girl.
The couch pulls out, so I can't get pregnant
who would blackmail...
Look at this face.
It’s okay because I know the words to describe it
What is the significance...
He did those burps.
(SIGHS) Of course not.
Why won't you open?
I should charge you for all this free therapy...
and having to chew my own haircuts,
♪ But now I'm not sure ♪
like George Washington or Bradifer.
R. Kelly's I Believe I Can Fly cassingle.
cut up pictures of someone named Trent.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
But that's not gonna stop me.
I'm sorry, who are you?
Who shoved me?
Is Cate Blanchett good, or is she just tall?
NUMBER THREE: how you sleeping?
They make the best vodka in a glass.
Why don't I let you answer that?
Why does it smell like a pine tree gave birth to an onion in here?
If I weren't so drunk, I could steal a dog by myself.
I can't get pregnant.
Ugh, why does this keep happening?
You're a helper and a self-sacrificer.
Hell, I tried to buy a tape tower.
What do you mean therapy?
Yes, I have been feeling a bit low.