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You're crazy!
No thanks to John Mayer.
Are you serious?
I do have ants in my pants due to some pocket taffy.
Puns getting better.
♪ Yumbip, flip-flap Shaq doo flip ♪
It's from Now That Sounds Like Music!
Exit to your right.
Lik-a-Stix can be found
I forgot about the ants!
Sweet Baby Jesus Jones.
Oh, baby girl...
You like this, lesbo?
(MELANCHOLY ROCK MUSIC)
Seventy-ninth and Columbus.
How would you feel if I threw up?
They latched on to my tongue!
- You said you'd say that. - When?
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
- Maybe try eBay? - On the Internet?
♪ I'm freaking out... ♪
What's up, Doc?
Lookit, I need a shower.
- Hello? - It's Andrea!
Ooh, see?
So, like, clenched up tight, full of grit,
The bunker and the Reverend
Listen, I'm telling you this because I love you.
You guys.
I helped Ms. Jacqueline get divorced and poor.
♪ Yeah, I'm sure it's a fin ♪
because I know the words to describe it.
You never can.
Do you know how I got rug burns on my hands and knees?
I love you!
(I'M FREAKING OUT PLAYING)
and met a dog.
I mean, I tucked you in and helped you
Happy as a clam.
♪ Unbreakable ♪
(MAN) Excuse me, Dr. Bayden.
You're doing this.
She just ruins my stuff in front of me.
(BANKSTON) ♪ Unbreakable ♪
- Harold, damn it. - Couch man!
Oop, let me help you there.
if you actually did something today?
Morning, Charlie!
I have so many unread emails!
♪ ♪
and then you El DeBarge in here telling me about your needs?
Junk? Past?
(SCREAMS)
Even my cat forgets I'm there.
So I took your advice.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Whoo ♪
So funny!
to the state licensing board, Trent, Dr. Gursky,
the doors weren't automatic!
I stood in front of that store for hours before I realized