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Have you been reading Chipotle bags again?
Heavens to Murgatroyd.
Number two... The deuce:
♪ And you're probably feeling pretty bad... ♪
I farted in there.
Oh, this isn't Trent's house.
It's called compartmentalizing, and it's not a problem,
You'll find yourself wandering along a highway
The stanky burps, girlfren!
He's dressing as his favorite silicone joint sealant.
This is what healthy burps smell like.
Andrea.
You got in a fight, didn't you?
passed on to R&B heaven.
(BLOWING FORCEFULLY, HOWLING WEAKLY)
Ugh, did I write myself another note during the day?
No, if I'm gonna do this,
But why a roller coaster?
I hate you!
Obviously, I can't be the person to help you.
No, you're Dursting.
Now I'm giving them beach waves.
I was not prepped for this level of pep, Peppy Le Pew.
off your back and into a tuxedo,
so I'm good for a couple more hours.
because you're nice.
Late for work, huh?
You up, question mark,
Think thin, baby girl.
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
But hey, do you always
Women are funny!
(SCREAMING)
♪ I kick and splash and I look real cool ♪
Special night?
I didn't do anything.
Excuse me, Kimmy Lee and Hoda...
You told me this was about your drinking.
Is this where you live?
any amazing jobs in this apartment.
but I would point out that you made the choice
(SCOFFS)
I kind of want someone who remembers stuff.