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OKAY, IS THERE A STAR? WE NEED A STAR.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE FROM MY HOOD?
WE'RE GOING TO THE HARVARD-YALE GAME.
WELL, I'M SORRY, JASON.
HEY, HOW ARE YA? GO, YALE, HUH?
BUT THE IMAGES HE'S GATHERING WILL LAST UNTIL HE GETS THERE.
THEY'RE JUST FIG NEWTONS. DON'T GET FREAKY ON US.
THEY'VE RUN OUT OF TABLES OR SOMETHING?
GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO GET A LITTLE EXTRA CASH,
OKAY, I'M GOING.
TAKES THE ONUS OFF HER DAUGHTER.
I INCLUDED SOME ANECDOTES WHERE YOU WERE CLOTHED, TOO.
OKAY, YEAH, HOME'S FINE.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE.
I JUST NEED TO EAT SOMETHING.
I'M ALREADY SO BORED OUT OF MY MIND,
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? I NEED RAZORS.
AAH!
I'LL GET YOUR COFFEE.
WELL, LET'S GET GOING.
OH, MY.
RIGHT HERE AT THE GAME.
FINE. WHICH WAY IS DETERGENT?
THERE'S NO FLASK HERE.
BECAUSE I GIVE A LOCAL KID A BREAK,
NO, I DON'T, AND I WISH I DID.
I SAW YOU ON "CHARLIE ROSE." YOU WERE GOOD.
LET'S GO. TED WOULD.
I DIDN'T HIRE YOU TO GET ME CELERY.
I WASN'T THE ONE PASSED OUT, SO I HAD A BETTER SHOT.
FOR MANY A YOUNG MAN.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA MAKE IT TO THE GAME.
AND THE SMARTS, AND HE DOES KEEP UP.
WHY ARE THEY SHAPED LIKE A CHEST?
GO. NOW. BYE.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD.
THEY FLEW IN THE TOP PROSTITUTES
WELL, CECIL THEN.
HMM.
"23 IS OLD.
IT'S THE COOKIES MY GRANDMOTHER...
I'M RACKING MY BRAIN.
IT'S REALLY GOOD TONIGHT, MOM.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR FOOD, AND YOU'RE RUNNING ERRANDS.
TRUST ME, IT'S ALL STORED.
COULDN'T BE TRUER.
NO, NO, LET'S GO.
EVERYBODY WANTS IT, AND NOW WE'VE GOT IT.
THAT'S A VERY DANGEROUS CHOICE TO MAKE TODAY, LORELAI.
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY THE CASE.
TWO MORE OF THESE,
MOM? I WAS JUST PETTING HIM.
OKAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO WRITE THIS DOWN.
I DON'T EAT AT THE BAR.
RICHARD, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO LUNCH.
I THOUGHT THE POINT WOULD BE
NONSENSE. OF COURSE YOU CAN GO.
NOPE, BUT THAT'S OKAY.
AND, UM, THERE WAS THIS THING WITH MY MOTHER.
I AND A GROUP OF LIKE-MINDED YOUNG MEN
WE GILMORES TAKE PART IN.
ASHER! OH, LOOK AT YOU!
* IF YOU NEED
TO DO BATTLE YET AGAIN FOR THE HONOR OF YALE
SPLENDID. RIGHT.
OH, HE WAS FINE. HE WENT TO SLEEP.
I'VE NEVER EAT THEM. I WAS CURIOUS.
APPARENTLY, EVERYONE HAS A FUN FLASK.
SANDY, I TOLD YOU TO CUT ENOUGH CELERY FOR AN ENTIRE DAY.
YOU WON'T GET BORED?
SO, YOU'VE LIED TO ME FOR THE LAST 39 YEARS.
WE'VE BEEN HAVING LUNCH ONCE A YEAR FOR MANY YEARS.
* YOU TAKE THE OLD COUPLE
WHY ARE YOU SO SUNNY THIS MORNING?
BYE, LORELAI.
BRENNON, SATAN, WHATEVER.
IF SHE SEATS US NEXT TO TED,
* BULLDOG, BULLDOG, BOW, WOW, WOW *
TAILGATING WAS INVENTED AT YALE.
PEPPER JACK. IT'S IN IF YOU'RE COMING BY TODAY.
WHY DON'T WE ASK FOR A TABLE OUT THERE?
TO SEE IF RORY WANTED TO STOP BY FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
BUT I HAVE TO GO. THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON.
TWO TACOS, AN ORDER OF TAQUITOS, A BEEF BURRITO WITH NO ONIONS.
COME BACK, LITTLE SPARK.
SURE.
SO SHE WOULD SEE IT AS A PERSONAL ATTACK.
DO YOU WANT ONE?
OH, HELLO, PARIS. JOIN US FOR SOME FOOD?