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NO, I DON'T, AND I WISH I DID.
BUT THE IMAGES HE'S GATHERING WILL LAST UNTIL HE GETS THERE.
I'M RACKING MY BRAIN.
IF SHE SEATS US NEXT TO TED,
NONSENSE. OF COURSE YOU CAN GO.
RIGHT HERE AT THE GAME.
TAKES THE ONUS OFF HER DAUGHTER.
HEY, HOW ARE YA? GO, YALE, HUH?
THERE'S NO FLASK HERE.
OH, HE WAS FINE. HE WENT TO SLEEP.
I SAW YOU ON "CHARLIE ROSE." YOU WERE GOOD.
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? I NEED RAZORS.
IT'S THE COOKIES MY GRANDMOTHER...
TRUST ME, IT'S ALL STORED.
WE'VE BEEN HAVING LUNCH ONCE A YEAR FOR MANY YEARS.
NO, NO, LET'S GO.
BRENNON, SATAN, WHATEVER.
BYE, LORELAI.
GO. NOW. BYE.
* IF YOU NEED
GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO GET A LITTLE EXTRA CASH,
I WASN'T THE ONE PASSED OUT, SO I HAD A BETTER SHOT.
I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO WRITE THIS DOWN.
I'M ALREADY SO BORED OUT OF MY MIND,
COULDN'T BE TRUER.
TO DO BATTLE YET AGAIN FOR THE HONOR OF YALE
PEPPER JACK. IT'S IN IF YOU'RE COMING BY TODAY.
WHY DON'T WE ASK FOR A TABLE OUT THERE?
DO YOU WANT ONE?
LET'S GO. TED WOULD.
I JUST NEED TO EAT SOMETHING.
WE GILMORES TAKE PART IN.
WHY ARE THEY SHAPED LIKE A CHEST?
ASHER! OH, LOOK AT YOU!
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD.
OH, MY.
SO, YOU'VE LIED TO ME FOR THE LAST 39 YEARS.
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY THE CASE.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA MAKE IT TO THE GAME.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR FOOD, AND YOU'RE RUNNING ERRANDS.
FOR MANY A YOUNG MAN.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE.
WE'RE GOING TO THE HARVARD-YALE GAME.
TWO TACOS, AN ORDER OF TAQUITOS, A BEEF BURRITO WITH NO ONIONS.
COME BACK, LITTLE SPARK.
WELL, LET'S GET GOING.
I THOUGHT THE POINT WOULD BE
AAH!
I'LL GET YOUR COFFEE.
OH, HELLO, PARIS. JOIN US FOR SOME FOOD?
NOPE, BUT THAT'S OKAY.
SO SHE WOULD SEE IT AS A PERSONAL ATTACK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, I'M SORRY, JASON.
RICHARD, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO LUNCH.
BECAUSE I GIVE A LOCAL KID A BREAK,
OKAY, YEAH, HOME'S FINE.
TO SEE IF RORY WANTED TO STOP BY FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
I INCLUDED SOME ANECDOTES WHERE YOU WERE CLOTHED, TOO.
* BULLDOG, BULLDOG, BOW, WOW, WOW *
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE FROM MY HOOD?
BUT I HAVE TO GO. THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON.
I'VE NEVER EAT THEM. I WAS CURIOUS.
I DIDN'T HIRE YOU TO GET ME CELERY.
WELL, CECIL THEN.
WHY ARE YOU SO SUNNY THIS MORNING?
OKAY, IS THERE A STAR? WE NEED A STAR.
I AND A GROUP OF LIKE-MINDED YOUNG MEN
FINE. WHICH WAY IS DETERGENT?
HMM.
TAILGATING WAS INVENTED AT YALE.
OKAY.
SANDY, I TOLD YOU TO CUT ENOUGH CELERY FOR AN ENTIRE DAY.
OKAY, I'M GOING.
THEY'VE RUN OUT OF TABLES OR SOMETHING?
MOM? I WAS JUST PETTING HIM.
YOU WON'T GET BORED?
SURE.
APPARENTLY, EVERYONE HAS A FUN FLASK.
THEY FLEW IN THE TOP PROSTITUTES
THEY'RE JUST FIG NEWTONS. DON'T GET FREAKY ON US.
IT'S REALLY GOOD TONIGHT, MOM.
AND, UM, THERE WAS THIS THING WITH MY MOTHER.
AND THE SMARTS, AND HE DOES KEEP UP.
THAT'S A VERY DANGEROUS CHOICE TO MAKE TODAY, LORELAI.
I DON'T EAT AT THE BAR.
TWO MORE OF THESE,
EVERYBODY WANTS IT, AND NOW WE'VE GOT IT.
* YOU TAKE THE OLD COUPLE
"23 IS OLD.
SPLENDID. RIGHT.