Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'M CALLING DONLON.

I DIDN'T HAVE LUNCH WITH HER. DAD DID.

MMM. VERY NICE.

Richard: GENTLEMEN, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU

YOU'RE MY ALMOST MOMMY.

PINK MARSHMALLOW- COCONUT BALLS.

YOU HATE THAT. THAT MAKES YOU MAD.

DAD WOULD FLIP, AND MOM HATES HIM,

HOW OFTEN DOES A MAN LIKE ME GET THE CHANCE

RATHER A CHUBBY LAD.

Marty: RORY! HEY!

THAT WAY, I HAVE IT TO REMEMBER THE DAY BY.

I WANT TO STAND RIGHT HERE, DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY WIFE.

REMEMBER THE SPARK?

YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?

THANK YOU FOR THAT.

EVERY YEAR SINCE WHEN?

OH, IT'S JUST LIKE HEAVEN.

WE ABSOLUTELY HATED HIM.

WHY DO YOU NEED A PIE STORY?

I ACTUALLY CAME BY

OH, THIS PLACE, BEST TACOS ON THE EAST COAST.

WE WERE WRITTEN UP BY THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS

I'M SO GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

AND A WHOLE PREPARED-FOOD SECTION.

EMILY, LET'S GIVE THESE BOYS SOME REFRESHMENTS.

NO, YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE. IT'S FINE.

THAT YOU CAN DISPLAY IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

MESSAGE RECEIVED.

LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ME. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.

ABOUT THE THINGS YOU NEED.

AND I WOULD APPRECIATE YOU REMEMBERING THAT.

OH, HEY, KIRK, I GOT THAT CHEESE IN YOU LIKE.

AND YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY DINER ANYMORE,

NO, THANK YOU. I WON'T BE HERE LONG.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

YOU COME FROM MY WORLD.

HEY, DID YOU SEE THE WOMAN WITH THE 40-YEAR-OLD KID?

SHE DID SAY THAT.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

[ SIGHS ] MY GOD, I'M STARVING.

WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO GET TO.

A LITTLE INDEPENDENCE, YOU ALL JUST UP AND LEAVE?

TIME FOR A TOAST.

I ALREADY HAVE MY TICKET. I BOUGHT IT A MONTH AGO.

I REQUESTED THIS ROOM.

SO HE INVITES US TO ALL THOSE NEWSCASTER PARTIES.

TO ENTERTAIN TWO SUCH LOVELY AND INTELLIGENT YOUNG LADIES?

HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT DECISION?

RORY GILMORE. WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.

THERE'S MUCH MORE TO THE BIG GAME DAY THAN THE GAME.

I'M THINKING OF TRANSFERRING TO PRINCETON FOR THE HELL OF IT.

WE JUST HAD LUNCH AND TALKED. TWO OLD FRIENDS.

* YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE AND STICK IT UP YOUR, HEY *

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER IT'S TWO SHAKES OF TABASCO OR FOUR.

YOU'RE GETTING A TRIPLE FREEZE FROM HER.

AND PERSONALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.

WHATEVER IT IS YOUR MOTHER DID TODAY,