Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THERE'S MUCH MORE TO THE BIG GAME DAY THAN THE GAME.

YOU COME FROM MY WORLD.

MESSAGE RECEIVED.

WHATEVER IT IS YOUR MOTHER DID TODAY,

RATHER A CHUBBY LAD.

PINK MARSHMALLOW- COCONUT BALLS.

THAT YOU CAN DISPLAY IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE.

THANK YOU FOR THAT.

OH, THIS PLACE, BEST TACOS ON THE EAST COAST.

[ SIGHS ] MY GOD, I'M STARVING.

I'M THINKING OF TRANSFERRING TO PRINCETON FOR THE HELL OF IT.

AND A WHOLE PREPARED-FOOD SECTION.

WHY DO YOU NEED A PIE STORY?

THAT WAY, I HAVE IT TO REMEMBER THE DAY BY.

NO, YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE. IT'S FINE.

DAD WOULD FLIP, AND MOM HATES HIM,

WE JUST HAD LUNCH AND TALKED. TWO OLD FRIENDS.

EMILY, LET'S GIVE THESE BOYS SOME REFRESHMENTS.

YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?

AND I WOULD APPRECIATE YOU REMEMBERING THAT.

I'M CALLING DONLON.

RORY GILMORE. WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.

REMEMBER THE SPARK?

YOU'RE GETTING A TRIPLE FREEZE FROM HER.

I ACTUALLY CAME BY

AND YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY DINER ANYMORE,

I DIDN'T HAVE LUNCH WITH HER. DAD DID.

AND PERSONALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

MMM. VERY NICE.

LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ME. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER IT'S TWO SHAKES OF TABASCO OR FOUR.

NO, THANK YOU. I WON'T BE HERE LONG.

ABOUT THE THINGS YOU NEED.

I'M SO GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

YOU'RE MY ALMOST MOMMY.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

OH, HEY, KIRK, I GOT THAT CHEESE IN YOU LIKE.

TIME FOR A TOAST.

Richard: GENTLEMEN, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU

TO ENTERTAIN TWO SUCH LOVELY AND INTELLIGENT YOUNG LADIES?

HOW OFTEN DOES A MAN LIKE ME GET THE CHANCE

I REQUESTED THIS ROOM.

YOU HATE THAT. THAT MAKES YOU MAD.

HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT DECISION?

HEY, DID YOU SEE THE WOMAN WITH THE 40-YEAR-OLD KID?

A LITTLE INDEPENDENCE, YOU ALL JUST UP AND LEAVE?

OH, IT'S JUST LIKE HEAVEN.

SO HE INVITES US TO ALL THOSE NEWSCASTER PARTIES.

EVERY YEAR SINCE WHEN?

WE ABSOLUTELY HATED HIM.

Marty: RORY! HEY!

WE WERE WRITTEN UP BY THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

I ALREADY HAVE MY TICKET. I BOUGHT IT A MONTH AGO.

I WANT TO STAND RIGHT HERE, DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY WIFE.

WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO GET TO.

* YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE AND STICK IT UP YOUR, HEY *

SHE DID SAY THAT.