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SO, I HAVE TO GO WATCH A FOOTBALL GAME.

AND YOUNG WOMAN.

LET ME SAY I GOT US RESERVATIONS AT THE CHINA GARDEN.

THIS IS SO COMPLETELY UNFAIR.

JASON, COME ON, THERE ARE A MILLION THINGS HERE.

I KNOW, BUT I COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT.

OH, SO, THIS IS TAILGATING.

YOU'D HAVE TO HEAR IT.

HE DOESN'T WRITE THE ORDERS DOWN,

I DO TEACH, YOU KNOW.

WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO.

SORT OF A SEE-YA DAY BEFORE YOU GO BYE-BYE?

I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR A WALK, RICHARD.

OH, WAIT, ARE YOU PENNILYN LOTT, MY DAD'S COLLEGE SWEETHEART?

NO, THE TACOS. YOU LOVE THE TACOS.

I NOW OWE YOU MONEY.

I PITY HIM IF HE TRIES TO RESIST TOO LONG.

WHAT IF I WANT AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM?

HE CAN'T DISTINGUISH BAGELS FROM DOUGHNUTS,

AND MANAGED TO LOOK INTERESTED

IT'S 10:00 AT NIGHT,

[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

RIGHT, RIGHT. FOOTBALL?

SHE'S STOIC. SHE'S A LOT LIKE DAD.

SO, MENSA'S NOT SENDING HIM A T-SHIRT YET,

WE SALUTE YOU, DAN.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Emily: YOO-HOO, GIRLS, OVER HERE!

SHE IS, ISN'T SHE?

ALL RIGHT, GIVE OUR BOYS THE STRENGTH

WOULD LOVE PUMPKIN PANCAKES WITH HOMEMADE CINNAMON BUTTER.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FATHER AND ME AND RORY!

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE, RORY?

I GET TO HANG WITH YOU BEFORE FINALS.

I MEAN, TWO OF US SITTING ALL ALONE IN HERE.

NOTHING PUFFY. STRAIGHT-UP, HARD-HITTING, UNCENSORED.

[ SIGHS ] YOU STILL HAVE THOSE RESERVATIONS?

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU

I COULD'VE OPENED WITH THAT, COULDN'T I HAVE?

SO HOW ABOUT IT? WE'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU.

YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.

TED KOPPEL'S HERE.

WE DO NOT JOKE WITH PENNILYN LOTT.

WE MUST CATCH UP.

NOTHING'S WRONG.

SANDY, WHAT IS THIS?

SHE'S OVER THERE. SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I SUPPOSE THAT'S NOT IN FASHION.

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,

AND THEY ALREADY HAVE THOSE LAWN TWINKLERS.

BUT YOU WORK WITH MY FATHER. YOU'RE HATED BY MY MOTHER.

MOM, DO YOU KNOW PARIS?

DON'T I GET ONE OF THOSE?

WHERE? RIGHT THERE.