Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND DON'T BOTHER BAGGING IT. THAT'LL JUST SLOW US DOWN.
THAT WOMAN IS WORKING MY LAST NERVE.
FLOWERS, CANDY.
WE SURE DO. MMM.
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
YOU FIND ME REPULSIVE.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER? BIOLOGY -- THE FROG?
[ CHUCKLES ] WHERE ARE YOU?
[ RICHARD CHUCKLES ]
Jason: I TOLD YOU TO GET THE TACOS.
YES.
YOU'RE HORRIFIED BY WHAT I'M WEARING?
LET'S NOT DO THIS AGAIN, OKAY?
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, TIME FOR THE FUN FLASK.
YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOURSELF THINK.
UM, MOM...
DID THEY SAY "TAILGATING"? I THINK SO.
AND THREATENED WITH EXPULSION.
DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
WHAT WERE THE CHIPS YOU LIKE?
AND PICKED UP RIGHT WHERE HE LEFT OFF.
ONLY THE LOSER MINITABLE IS OPEN.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
THEY WERE AWFULLY PROUD OF THEIR TWINKLERS LAST YEAR.
ME TOO. I BET YOU LOOK GOOD IN LITTLE BLACK DRESSES.
DO NOT COME TO MY DINER.
AND MEET YOU IN THE PREPARED-FOOD SECTION.
GOODBYE, LADIES.
RICHARD, TERRIFIC TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
YOU'D RATHER BE IN DENIAL ABOUT THINGS, MOM?
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WHY'D YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT?
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT. HAD A LOT OF FOOD TODAY.
WE COULD EAT AT THE BAR.
THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOTBALL GAME OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL WHERE I'M COMING FROM?
IT'S ALMOST 25, WHICH IS, LIKE, ALMOST MID-20s."
GOOD FOOD, GREAT BAR, QUITE A SCENE.
YOU'VE BEEN COMING TO MY DINER FOR YEARS,
IT'S A COLLEGE MEMORY, AND I INTEND ON HAVING
OH.
WE COULD TRY THIS AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
RICHARD, EMILY, HELLO.
DID YOU GIVE KIRK A NAPKIN OUT OF YOUR BACK POCKET?
HEY, DID YOU SEE DAN?
WHEN I'M ON A DATE, YEAH.
I JUST SAW YOUR FUTURE, AND IT AIN'T GOOD.
OH, I'M ONE AISLE OVER.
THAT FLOWERS, CANDY, AND NUMEROUS PHONE CALLS
THEY'LL KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING REINDEER GAMES?
WELL, FINE. FINE!
* BAA, BAA, BAA
OH, MY GOD. LOOK.
YOU'RE HOLDING A KNIFE. BEING ARMED DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
AND I'M LOOKING FOR A LAMPSHADE TO WEAR.
TAKE THIS WITH YOU.
I HATE FOOTBALL.
THAT'S ALL UNTIL WE EAT.
WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO MEET YOU AT 9:00?!
WOULD YOU HAVE LET ME GET A PONY?
I FIND NOTHING EXCITING BEFORE 11:00.
WE BUY A BLOCK OF SEATS, AND WE GOT ONE FOR YOU.
WHY? BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUN.
DON'T. OKAY.
BECAUSE IT'S FUN.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING IT.
FROM NOW ON, EVERY DAY IS A NICE DAY FOR PIE.
WHAT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME A TICKET?
GIVE HIM TIME TO GET ANOTHER TICKET.