Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

GOODBYE, LADIES.
FLOWERS, CANDY.
WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO MEET YOU AT 9:00?!
WE COULD EAT AT THE BAR.
DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT?
THAT'S ALL UNTIL WE EAT.
I JUST SAW YOUR FUTURE, AND IT AIN'T GOOD.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL WHERE I'M COMING FROM?
DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
AND I'M LOOKING FOR A LAMPSHADE TO WEAR.
FROM NOW ON, EVERY DAY IS A NICE DAY FOR PIE.
THEY WERE AWFULLY PROUD OF THEIR TWINKLERS LAST YEAR.
OH, I'M ONE AISLE OVER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT FLOWERS, CANDY, AND NUMEROUS PHONE CALLS
AND MEET YOU IN THE PREPARED-FOOD SECTION.
WOULD YOU HAVE LET ME GET A PONY?
DID THEY SAY "TAILGATING"? I THINK SO.
I HATE FOOTBALL.
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, TIME FOR THE FUN FLASK.
Jason: I TOLD YOU TO GET THE TACOS.
THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOTBALL GAME OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.
WHAT?
YOU'RE HOLDING A KNIFE. BEING ARMED DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
DID YOU GIVE KIRK A NAPKIN OUT OF YOUR BACK POCKET?
ME TOO. I BET YOU LOOK GOOD IN LITTLE BLACK DRESSES.
WE SURE DO. MMM.
[ RICHARD CHUCKLES ]
WELL, FINE. FINE!
YOU'D RATHER BE IN DENIAL ABOUT THINGS, MOM?
IT'S ALMOST 25, WHICH IS, LIKE, ALMOST MID-20s."
DO NOT COME TO MY DINER.
WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME A TICKET?
TAKE THIS WITH YOU.
GIVE HIM TIME TO GET ANOTHER TICKET.
* BAA, BAA, BAA
THAT WOMAN IS WORKING MY LAST NERVE.
WE BUY A BLOCK OF SEATS, AND WE GOT ONE FOR YOU.
GOOD FOOD, GREAT BAR, QUITE A SCENE.
IT'S A COLLEGE MEMORY, AND I INTEND ON HAVING
AND PICKED UP RIGHT WHERE HE LEFT OFF.
LET'S NOT DO THIS AGAIN, OKAY?
RICHARD, EMILY, HELLO.
BECAUSE IT'S FUN.
AND DON'T BOTHER BAGGING IT. THAT'LL JUST SLOW US DOWN.
YOU FIND ME REPULSIVE.
WHAT WERE THE CHIPS YOU LIKE?
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT. HAD A LOT OF FOOD TODAY.
I FIND NOTHING EXCITING BEFORE 11:00.
[ CHUCKLES ] WHERE ARE YOU?
YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOURSELF THINK.
WE COULD TRY THIS AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME.
HEY, DID YOU SEE DAN?
AND THREATENED WITH EXPULSION.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING IT.
YOU'VE BEEN COMING TO MY DINER FOR YEARS,
YOU'RE HORRIFIED BY WHAT I'M WEARING?
DON'T. OKAY.
UM, MOM...
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHY? BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUN.
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
THEY'LL KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING REINDEER GAMES?
RICHARD, TERRIFIC TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
OH, MY GOD. LOOK.
WHEN I'M ON A DATE, YEAH.
YES.
ONLY THE LOSER MINITABLE IS OPEN.
WHY'D YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
OH.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER? BIOLOGY -- THE FROG?