Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DONLON JUST HAD HIS COLON REMOVED.
I'M SORRY, IS THIS WHERE WE'RE GOING TO EAT?
NO, YOU DON'T.
THERE MUST BE SOMEONE.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW LUKE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
A DAY TO REMEMBER.
WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE RORY?
BUT I AM THRILLED TO BE HERE WITH YOU, RORY.
WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO BECOME HIS BEST FRIENDS
GET A KID IN HERE AND PICK UP THE SLACK.
THIS IS THE CURRENT DAN.
THAT JESSICA SIMPSON IS ALIVE AND WELL
YOU JUST SAID YOU WEREN'T.
SURE, YOU GOTTA PAY THE BILLS.
* AND STICK IT UP YOUR, HEY
THANK YOU.
EW!
UGH. UGH.
THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION HAS VERY STRICT RULES
WELL, TRYING TO.
OH, SHOOT, I'M OUT OF TOOTHPASTE.
NO ALCOHOL, WALKING DISTANCE TO THE CHURCH,
* IF YOU NEED
NO, NO, NO ONE.
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GO TOMORROW.
PERFECT.
MORE OF THE FUN FLASK MIGHT DO THE TRICK.
THEY BOTH HAVE HOLES IN THEM, RIGHT?
YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER ABOUT ME.
SHE CAN'T GO LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE NOT WRITING THIS DOWN.
[ SIGHS ]
GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M STARVING, TOO.
WHERE ARE THEY ALL GOING? THEY SHOULD BE IN BED.
* ELI YALE
ENJOY IT NOW.
SEE YA, BENNY. OKAY, LET'S TAILGATE.
BUTTON YOUR COAT.
AND ALMOST KEPT ME AWAKE.
YOU HAVE THE PANCAKES?
THERE'S NO CELERY.
GRAB THIS BASKET AND LOOK.
WHAT DO WE DO?
WELL, YES, I DO.
IT'S THE COOKIES.
SO HOW ABOUT SUNDAY WE HAVE A MAJOR SEPHORA FIX,
THE ORIGINAL HANDSOME DAN.
HE HATES IT WHEN WE COMMANDEER TWO TABLES DURING RUSH HOUR.
YES, IT'S FOOTBALL --
TOLD YA.
PIPE BOMBS?
I'M KIDDING, MOM. I CAN ONLY DO CARTMAN.
SORRY I BAILED.
HOW ARE THINGS?
WE LOVE YOUR FIG NEWTONS.
I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?
[ CHUCKLES ]
THEY MUST HAVE THEM.
Jason: OKAY, SEE, A BETTER MAN,
MAYBE A MOVIE --
WHO'S DAN?
AND THAT'S GONNA BUM ME OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO AT THE HARVARD-YALE GAME?
OUR DAUGHTER, LORELAI. OUR GRANDDAUGHTER, RORY.
RIGHT, YOU TAILGATED.
OKAY. THANKS FOR THE FOOD.
DON'T NEED TO. CONTINUE.
THANK YOU.
MAY I HAVE SOME MORE ROAST, PLEASE, GRANDMA?
RED'S GOOD.
OKAY.
HEY, PATTY.
HI. HI, PARIS.
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
JUST TAKE THE PICTURE SO I CAN GO HOME.
ASHER, MY GRANDDAUGHTER, RORY...
ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF LIGHTS
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU CHICAS?
IT'S A FINE DAY FOR FOOTBALL.