Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jason: OKAY, SEE, A BETTER MAN,
SO HOW ABOUT SUNDAY WE HAVE A MAJOR SEPHORA FIX,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?
BUTTON YOUR COAT.
AND ALMOST KEPT ME AWAKE.
SHE CAN'T GO LIKE THAT.
IT'S THE COOKIES.
OKAY. THANKS FOR THE FOOD.
WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO BECOME HIS BEST FRIENDS
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
[ SIGHS ]
DON'T NEED TO. CONTINUE.
THANK YOU.
IT'S A FINE DAY FOR FOOTBALL.
HOW ARE THINGS?
AND THAT'S GONNA BUM ME OUT.
ENJOY IT NOW.
SURE, YOU GOTTA PAY THE BILLS.
TOLD YA.
YOU HAVE THE PANCAKES?
GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M STARVING, TOO.
OUR DAUGHTER, LORELAI. OUR GRANDDAUGHTER, RORY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HI. HI, PARIS.
THANK YOU.
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GO TOMORROW.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU CHICAS?
NO ALCOHOL, WALKING DISTANCE TO THE CHURCH,
I KNOW.
SEE YA, BENNY. OKAY, LET'S TAILGATE.
WELL, TRYING TO.
YOU'RE NOT WRITING THIS DOWN.
WHERE ARE THEY ALL GOING? THEY SHOULD BE IN BED.
GRAB THIS BASKET AND LOOK.
UGH. UGH.
THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION HAS VERY STRICT RULES
NO, NO, NO ONE.
THERE MUST BE SOMEONE.
YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER ABOUT ME.
THEY BOTH HAVE HOLES IN THEM, RIGHT?
HE HATES IT WHEN WE COMMANDEER TWO TABLES DURING RUSH HOUR.
THIS IS THE CURRENT DAN.
OH, SHOOT, I'M OUT OF TOOTHPASTE.
THERE'S NO CELERY.
ASHER, MY GRANDDAUGHTER, RORY...
HEY, PATTY.
RED'S GOOD.
THE ORIGINAL HANDSOME DAN.
WHAT DO WE DO?
JUST TAKE THE PICTURE SO I CAN GO HOME.
DONLON JUST HAD HIS COLON REMOVED.
MORE OF THE FUN FLASK MIGHT DO THE TRICK.
WELL, YES, I DO.
EW!
SORRY I BAILED.
RIGHT, YOU TAILGATED.
THEY MUST HAVE THEM.
I'M KIDDING, MOM. I CAN ONLY DO CARTMAN.
WE LOVE YOUR FIG NEWTONS.
GET A KID IN HERE AND PICK UP THE SLACK.
WHO'S DAN?
* IF YOU NEED
THAT JESSICA SIMPSON IS ALIVE AND WELL
WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE RORY?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO AT THE HARVARD-YALE GAME?
A DAY TO REMEMBER.
BUT I AM THRILLED TO BE HERE WITH YOU, RORY.
YES, IT'S FOOTBALL --
PIPE BOMBS?
MAY I HAVE SOME MORE ROAST, PLEASE, GRANDMA?
PERFECT.
I'M SORRY, IS THIS WHERE WE'RE GOING TO EAT?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW LUKE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
MAYBE A MOVIE --
YOU JUST SAID YOU WEREN'T.
* ELI YALE
* AND STICK IT UP YOUR, HEY
OKAY.
NO, YOU DON'T.
ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF LIGHTS