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Hey, you're not my father, okay?
They do?
Hey, what's going on? Oh.
Got a hot girlfriend now.
Heinz ketchup.
45 days ago, um, I embarked on
Well, I'm a people person. Mm-hmm.
I'd love to.
to get off his butt and get a job?
I was robbed of my phone and pants,
She feeds him out of her own mouth?
You're right, I'm not.
Oh, yes, please.
Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion.
that can cause a rectum to bleed.
Wait, wait. You're scared of Bernadette?
was making me do string theory,
You were worried about that?
and not tell Bernadette how badly I blew this interview?
That's right, sucka!
because my university
Wow.
I love that!
Well, yeah, in my house!
I just hope I'm not in over my head.
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and when my roommate got engaged,
except instead of pushing the fish tacos
if I slept with your mom?
I can't take this. I'm out.
Now, have-have you tried doing that?
Now, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm
Chicago, Atlanta, Denver,
the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory?
Why?
Well, it's my house, it's my rules!
Um, let me just have some coffee first,
she would've talked to me about.