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the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory?
45 days ago, um, I embarked on
You're right, I'm not.
Hey, what's going on? Oh.
Wait, wait. You're scared of Bernadette?
That's right, sucka!
Previously on dinosaur train….
Chicago, Atlanta, Denver,
because my university
They do?
was making me do string theory,
Now, have-have you tried doing that?
she would've talked to me about.
and when my roommate got engaged,
if I slept with your mom?
Heinz ketchup.
Got a hot girlfriend now.
Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion.
Why?
Well, yeah, in my house!
Wow.
Now, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm
I'd love to.
that can cause a rectum to bleed.
You were worried about that?
except instead of pushing the fish tacos
Oh, yes, please.
I just hope I'm not in over my head.
I was robbed of my phone and pants,
Well, it's my house, it's my rules!
I love that!
and not tell Bernadette how badly I blew this interview?
Well, I'm a people person. Mm-hmm.
She feeds him out of her own mouth?
I can't take this. I'm out.
to get off his butt and get a job?
Hey, you're not my father, okay?
Um, let me just have some coffee first,