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and when my roommate got engaged,
I was robbed of my phone and pants,
I just hope I'm not in over my head.
Leave a message!
to get off his butt and get a job?
and not tell Bernadette how badly I blew this interview?
Previously on dinosaur train….
because my university
that can cause a rectum to bleed.
You were worried about that?
except instead of pushing the fish tacos
I love that!
was making me do string theory,
Well, yeah, in my house!
Wow.
Well, it's my house, it's my rules!
she would've talked to me about.
Heinz ketchup.
45 days ago, um, I embarked on
Hey, what's going on? Oh.
Hey, you're not my father, okay?
That's right, sucka!
I'd love to.
Got a hot girlfriend now.
Now, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm
Now, have-have you tried doing that?
You're right, I'm not.
I can't take this. I'm out.
Wait, wait. You're scared of Bernadette?
Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion.
Oh, yes, please.
if I slept with your mom?
Um, let me just have some coffee first,
She feeds him out of her own mouth?
Chicago, Atlanta, Denver,
the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory?
They do?
Why?
Well, I'm a people person. Mm-hmm.