Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[announcer] Top of the sixth, and it's still tied up at two-two.

Then the ball's gonna slip from your fingers when you snap your wrist.

and there was eye contact, and I was alone.

- How's it going, chickadee? - Um, it's good.

- No! No, no, no, no. - He's still sore about the puffy cheeks thing.

[announcer] Welcome back, fans.

She's not picking up. I just wanna know if he's written.

[parishioner] Yes.

- Your forkball isn't even what made you great. - Oh, really?

I remember now. Those things.

You know, I just remembered, I have been on a date with three women before.

Wait, why? What happened?

And if you could come and look at it,

and I don't say please.

Mr. Fowkes, I wanted to apologize about the other day.

- Ow! - No. Just forget about Dove, okay?

Did you turn into Plastic Man when I wasn't watching?

- [giggles] - Oh, wow.

Not only in your country...

I just said those things because I was...

I got your number from Meg. I had to bribe the aide-de-camp for the line,

If only you bothered to take a second to talk to me,

Well, every time I'm on a sinking boat, the first thing I do is drop the dead weight.

that I'm taking you seriously, too.

Yeah. I mean, I'm just waiting for the right time.

being here has really got me straight.

- And maybe you wouldn't be calling me soft. - Oh.

and apparently we have the lowest attendance in the league.

[Carson] 'Cause you won't let it be.

- But we have this house and... - What are you talking about?

We could, uh, really use the coverage.

Ted Williams. Tell me more about Ted.

Taught me everything he knows.

- And I just... - Letter? No, I didn't get one.

- Great. - Great.

[crowd exclaims]

And now the elbow.

I was thinking, maybe we could try, um, I don't know,

But what's a tank without screws?

- Eight games in and we're the worst team in the league. - [coughs]

I don't think I've ever met anyone like you, you know that?

You see, I'm a little stubborn. [chuckles]

Friends can mean a lot of different things.

It was myself, my mother, my Aunt Fanny, and, uh, Mosha Frankell.

- Nice catch! - Nice. You saw that?

Things that friends don't usually do.

- That's right. Go for it. - Oh, Miss Gill.

[speaking Spanish] I said mind your own business.

[Jess] Come on, Shirley.

Two outs and a runner on second, the Belles are looking to take the lead.

- There was transmission? - Yes.

Can you lift 50 pounds? Are you willing to get the shit burnt out of your hand?

Hey, hey, Miss Toni. Um...