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[♪ George Fromby: "Count Your Blessings and Smile"]
[Dove] Right? Margarita on the Mound,
- He's gotta have some... - Just Fowkes.
When Toni was pregnant, her daddy sat me down with an egg
Hey, uh, is Mama around? I wanna talk to her about something.
I got a job at the screw factory.
Dove Porter found some magic today.
[speaking Spanish] Look, no more!
- Nice. - Yes! Way to go, Esti. That's the way!
Stepping up at the salon and stepping up at church.
on me.
[clears throat]
You should see my thigh. It's like ground chuck.
and practicing more in general. And then maybe, just maybe, we could get a goddamn game
you would have realized it.
That's great. All anyone remembered was the bird.
Uh, so, I overheard Sarge and Artie talking,
You would know.
God did He did it
we need God more than ever.
[Carson] Uh, hey, Coach?
[speaking Spanish] What's going on?
- Oh! Oh, my God! - [all murmuring]
You see? People think it's a toupee.
What the hell are you doing?
Look, I know you were expecting something different.
- Thanks. - Yeah, about the baseball practice,
All right, we get the point, right?
Just sometimes think things would be easier if I was one.
[player] Shirley!
[Lou] Gentlemen, welcome to Rockford Tool and Screw.
[scoffs]
A gentleman has requested the opportunity to take you out to dinner this Saturday.
Hi, I just wanted...
[laughs] Okay. What would she say that that says about you?
The stars can't tell you that you're selfish.
- I don't want to waste a drop of it. - More adventure.
You look like this and you're a doctor?
[door opens]
[speaking Spanish] Come with me.
- Give me 20 more. - Hey! Lay off her.
[phone line crackling]
Excuse me.
you ladies play with more heart than any guy I've ever seen.
- Okay, we're going behind Dove's back. Not yours. - Wow. Mm-hmm.
- So... - Oh. That's nice.
- A pie? - A pie.
♪ La, la, la She can pee ♪♪
[instrumental music playing]