Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I am! Of course I am. - [woman] Shh!

It was the only way that I could get on the team.

That, for a week, every time I wake up, you are not in your bed.

Lead with your hips, and your hands will follow.

[pastor] Now, I ask you to spare what coin you can,

- Finally. - But I have a life, I have a husband.

Oh! The burger!

Yikes. Thank you.

[speaking English] I have no idea what you are saying. Good job.

But, no, it's just always been naturally this thick ever since I was a baby.

Okay, see ,now that actually sounds good. You should just say that.

[crowd cheering]

What'd you say?

- It's kind of our letter. You were heavily involved. - Uh-huh.

[ringing bike bells]

I know that, Maxine.

- Yeah. - I'm just gonna try one more time.

Because you know Miss Toni's gonna notice you sneaking out.

How are we supposed to practice? can't even see my own face.

[reporter] Right, right. Spice.

Guess you were hiring.

Wait, I'll explain it to you...

- Unlike any other. - Oh, man.

- Are you guys seeing this right now? - [Maybelle] I am so jealous!

You don't get it. I'm so much like her.

[announcer on radio] ...could not watch a fast pitch

You were the one who said you wanted to just be friends.

Oh, wait, let me guess, the short skirts?

Mom will come and see me in all my glory.

Oh, and for future reference, a dove is a pigeon.

Before you know it, you won't be able to sleep, you'll start feeling sick,

- I fainted, not died. - I hear you.

I think we need to switch it up.

Didn't Miss Rose get hit by a car?

Let's get our gear.

And center. Stretch it out, girls.

Your fastball was like lightning.

Say, Dove, why don't you tell our readers about what it was like facing Joltin' Joe?

- Oh, it was a conversation pie. - A conversation pie? Of course.

I want that too.

Or maybe you're just an asshole.

[♪ Dodo Greene: "Hold on"]

- Well, probably not a live one, right? - Yeah.

But if you can't do that, then stop standing in our way.

Guys, we're here to practice.

Um, Shirley's really weird about her bed, so...

Yeah, I'm not. Um, about you being on my bed. It's fine.

Get this. I saw a tree, looks just like Meg when she's mad.

And if you can care for it and keep it from breaking, well,

A coach would be nice.

- Oh, hey, Guy! Oh! - Hey! Oh, uh...

You were not fine and you know it.

You actually get to play?

[reporter] All right, tell us more about the Majors.

[blues piano music playing]

He guided me towards my own journey.

My own purpose. As I'm sure he has done for all of us. Amen.

Plus, I got this interview at the factory,

- You do? You know? - Yeah, yeah, baby. It's a blessing.

Completely broke my dad. That's exactly what I'm doing to Charlie.