Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get out of my way, man. Get off me. It's just a bad call.

You know! Y'all gonna wanna see the look on the faces...

One, two, three, Cougars!

I'll check y'all later, all right?

Thank you, sir.

That's 1,000 pushups for Mr. Battle, Clyde.

- So if any of you need extra time... - Excuse me, sir.

finds the host team, Bayhill, trying to win the championship...

You got two points in 16 minutes, that's why Coach got rid of your ass.

All right, take control of this game. Who's gonna win this game?

Yeah, all right.

Well, actually, I was here for another reason.

It's my first day of school. I had to talk to my math...

Unfortunately, Mr. Carter, both you and I know...

What you achieved goes way beyond the win-Ioss column...

You think everybody's scared of you? I ain't scared of you.

- I know that's a foul. - It's all ball.

Man! I can't keep this shit up, man. I can barely walk.

from getting kicked off and kicked off the goddamn bus.

2,500 pushups...

I'm sorry for what I said and did at practice.

You're saying it's cool. Well, it's not cool.

You're my girl.

That reminds me, Mr. Battle.

There's a Goodwill and a Salvation Army store...

Mrs. Fenton, the police are telling a very different story.

This hand protects the crossover. All right? Palms up!

Now, that's a great question. And the answer...

That's my cousin, Renny. I'm gonna check y'all. Let's go.

I presume you all know what suicides are. So...

And they got a box full of ties for 50 cents apiece.

And you will earn every minute of playing time.

Richmond High has never played in a state tournament.

is the bitchman from Richmond doing on our side of the turf?

and forced them to meet you in the library?

You need to tell him to stop playing it so close.

- it seems wrong to just... - Look. No offense, ma'am...

Coach officially offered me the job tonight. The clock's ticking.

You need to consider the message that you're sending these boys.

Maybe you should kiss my ass, dog. My grades are fine, homeboy.

Let's go! Linda!

You were in the bleachers. We were on court handling business.

This contract states that you will maintain a 2.3 grade point average.

Nowhere in my contract does it say that I have to do so.

Coach giving us a day off, I guess.

You know, we try to be up in here, baby.

On the other side of the court is Richmond...

We make them play Richmond Oiler ball!

the one area of their lives where they have some success?

without you nothing good feels as good.

like everything's so wonderful.

and I look in your classrooms, maybe only one student...

- Okay? - Okay.

He was a two-sport all-American.

and I'm all right and shit, it's just...

Hey, put it down, man.

I suggest you start doing your job.

You got everything figured out, right? So tell me what comes next.

- Quite the Pandora's box you've opened. - Oh, I get all the blame now?

Good shot, baby.

Oh, you can practice, but you can't play...

how long do you think it'II be before they're out there breaking laws?

If the offer still stands, I'd like to coach the team.

Can we all just get along?

We're a one, Mr. Carter, and have been for the last seven years.

Careful of the foul, all right? Let's go.

you're 80% more likely to go to prison than college.

I've been trying to get my head straight about things.

When the ball goes up, get in good defensive position...

- Coach! Please get back in the box! - Please get in the box?

on top of Daddy's little princess.

with 250 pushups of your own.

We are lucky to have coach Eggy

- I'm just saying, man. - Kenyon?

Nigger, I ain't scared of nobody. I will lay your ass out.

Can I get something on the bow? Let me get some.

Junior, you did your thing tonight, man.

Pitbull Jimmy But i ain’t yo sir

The losing Stops NOW

From now on, before you leave my gym...

We're 19th, dog. The Oilers posted a perfect 9-0 mark.

But I'm on my own. You're never here. It gets crazy.

You do that again, you're gonna be glued to the bench.

so as you leave campus, please do so quietly.

The ball's coming to you Kenyon. Run Linda.

- What did you get, Kenyon? - Shut up, dog.

That includes practices and games, until we as a team...

Come on. Split your man. Back straight, butt down.

Don't let up! Swing it.

- Box out. - Position.

we are going to be successful.

And the Bayhill Cougars take the lead with nine seconds left.

the Fukk do you think i am?

- All right. Settle down. - One-four.

Let's go, guys!

On the real, that was the worst game I've ever seen in my life.

Valerie Walker.

Kyra, I can't tell you what to do, but I look around...

I don't see how this ties in to your job as the basketball coach, Mr. Carter.

Junior, Lyle, Kenyon, and Worm.

I don't know. And swimming ain't my cup of tea, baby.

Then just forget about it. Don't even discuss it again.