Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We were all meant to shine, as children do.
Yeah, that's nice.
- All right. - Let's do it.
You M.A. Dollars, right? Yeah, I’m M.A. Dollars!, Why!
- Kyra, that's not how it is. - I don't care what you say.
will be the highlight of their lives.
Linda's got a big Afro.
with trash talk and taunting?
I got somebody I want you to meet. Now, I just met her...
I feel like running right up in the middle of all those reporters...
Look, I have a hard enough time getting my nephew to...
What's up, little cousin? How you doing?
- Worm? - What up, Coach?
I'm your new basketball coach, Ken Carter.
- He ain't finishing that by Friday. - He ain't making that.
Look, I gotta help my mom with some stuff.
Get that ball in there.
Bel Air?
- Defense! - Right here.
Oh, man, come on.
- Like four wins, 22 losses. - Sir.
and signed by you. In this hand...
That's great. Great school.
Girl, you should've bought it. I would've worn it.
Open Up the fukkin gym! Let the boys play!
Come on, let's go.
Richmond High only graduates 50% of its students.
to end the lockout. All those in favor of ending the lockout...
When its Brian's turn to open
Look at that jutsu. Look at that! I made that. I made that shit.
Know what I'm saying? You let somebody do that to you.
Progress reports? You're the basketball coach.
Stay alert! Pick him up right there.
I'm Timo Cruz, sir.
Richmond uses their last time-out with 1:20 remaining...
- Worm, you need a ride? - No, I'm straight, man.
Come on, fellows. Huddle up. Hustle up. Get over here.
that's 20 suicides for the entire team.
for you to go and lock up this gym like this...
from Christ the King First Baptist Church bake sale.
- Okay. - Bye.
Okay well now you made me cry. Cannot take photo
On the block.
- I'm having this baby. - And then what?
Look at that bow, I tied that!
What's up with that?
I don't know how to do this.
See y'all get your asses kicked.
No, sir, Mr. Worm.
Yeah. What's with you and her homies? You gonna try to holler at them?
Is there anybody else who's not feeling this contract?
- Damn! - Since it's like that.
Well, I hope you're up for the task. These young men need discipline.
if you want to enjoy that privilege.
The job comes with a $1,500 stipend and a major time commitment...
Coach carter
We're thrilled to have you. Gentlemen, I hate to be abrupt...
Sun, I just wanna say fuck you
It's not people's business, Kyra.
You tell us when you need the real ballers.
Now, I'm trying to teach these boys the discipline...
Get over here and help. He shouldn't be scoring.
Junior battle is like a solar eclipse, we rarely see him But when we do, it’s always special
Damien!
You guys coming?
How you gonna make them wear ties?
I saw the St. Francis game the other night.
What is your deepest fear?
And, gentlemen, winning in here...
Why do all the benchwarmers always got something to say?
They don't own ties. You gonna supply the ties?
I'm not asking for special attention.
I gotta take my chain off so it don't turn green.
That's what I'm talking about.
- no one expects them to go to college. - So you take away basketball...
- Sound like I'm the Love Connection. - Just start a conversation.
How may I help you?
Now, I put to those members the vote on whether or not...
All right, Myles, here we go. Gotta cool off a minute.
Junior, we come to you on the weak-side seal.
- Come on back, punk. - Dad. Relax. Relax, let it go.
Yeah, as long as it's convenient.
- Are you lost, sir? - What have I gotta do to play?
Like she can afford all that shit. It's her baby anyway.
Well, I'm looking for my son.
You think you’ve run for me before?!
Get y’all bitch asses out this broke down hooptee, I will slice and dice yo asses real quick like Hibachi Grill! Yo Little Bill Jordan Tompkins Bobbe J Thompson ass askin for a real ass whoopin!
It's not there, to the hole.
Wait. I shouldn't tell you that. He should tell you himself.
Don't forget, I need your notes for history.
Hey!
All of whom, I think, can play basketball at the college level.
None of you have a problem shooting the ball.
Open it, please.
Mr. Carter, you remember me?
You should read the rest of this. They're blowing you up in this paper.
Clyde, let's keep count.
it doesn't change our plans for your future, all right?
You were scared, huh? I wasn't scared.
And I do appreciate you putting your trust in me.
Right there!
Go. Let me hear you.
you win the bonus prize of 500 pushups!
I could go later, I guess.
I want the other coach back!
Let's do it, homey.
- How many are we gonna do? - Sir.
Teylan goes to jail for stealing a candy. Let's be racist
If you want to play basketball on this team...
Right?
Trust me, you don't want me out of this car.
We're watching the damn game, that's why.
Way to go, Lyle.
Defense!
All right, baby, it's all us now. It's all us. Let's go.
You Win The Bonus Prize Of 500 Pushups!
in a special group of young men, and this is the only way...
- Probably 90 degrees. - We don't have bathing suits.
The ghetto called, and they want their name back.
- What you trying to do? - He got a piece, man.
If you’re early you’re on time If you’re on time you’re late
Tell everyone out there what it feels like to be the next LeBron James.
Then why don't you stop getting in my face?
you know where my office is.
Thank you. Yes.
The loosing Stops now!
get your body on your man and explode to the ball.