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Come on, what you gonna do?

You know, that school was rough when I went there.

Set up your man and come off his shoulder hard.

I know. My legs is hella sore, know what I'm saying?

Those guys are exhausted.

as head basketball coach.

You should've spoken to me first.

How is balancing those equations coming along?

And then I ran all those sprints. I did all that shit.

Ty Crane? I'm the Only Sam Lewis!

My point is this: I have four seniors on this team.

But you know what? I'm gonna watch y'all play.

You might as well call the baby Food Stamp.

Watch the baseline.

- That's the one. - That's it.

Now, as I was saying, as a team...

Los Angeles International Speedway Piston Cup Racing Series

to take over for me this season.

Listen, shorty. I'm just gonna be real with you, okay?

After you lose a son...

Y'all heard about dat two for one special rt ahhh moan

- One, two, three, Richmond! - Richmond!

but you've done such a great job with these boys...

I am so proud of you.

Worm, do you wanna be on this team? Cause you're about six words...

Since when is winning not enough?

- Oh, yeah. - I need to ask you a favor.

You're going swimming with the MVP!

You got everything figured out, right? So tell me what comes next.

It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be a long road.

was killed, and it's been confusing and hard for me, and for Junior.

I'm so sorry to disturb you. I'm Coach Ken Carter...

Shut up, Maddux.

Please leave my gym.

You, shooting the ball. What's your name, sir?

That's 10 suicides for the whole team, 250 pushups for you.

Look, y'all weren't winning with me, but you damn sure look sad without me.

Let's go. Move.

And that's what I counted on. I'm trying to count on myself now...

Richmond High School, all-American, 1972.

All right. Take a deep breath, guys. Come on. Deep breaths.

Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about.

- I can't believe they shot him. - Just come inside now, all right?

Cruz. In for Kenyon.

Hey, where did you get that backpack? Watch out, Too Short.

- Richmond! - What do we love?

I hold academic progress reports prepared by your teachers.

- Off him, ref. - Richmond's ball!

What is your deepest fear?

who have upheld this contract. But know that we are a team.

- Did you say something, sir? - Worm was wondering...

Let's go. Don't relax.

And for now, the lock remains on the gym.

Thank you, sir.

so that other people won't feel insecure around you.

Just because I'm coaching at Richmond...

- I see her. - Why don't we go swimming?

I am actually lost. Can you tell me how to get to...

Jason Lyle. But I ain't no sir.

Damien's gonna hit the three. Kenyon, Lyle...

is widely held as the next LeBron James.

- Whatever. - You shouldn't even be here.

In this instance, we will be accepting the vote of Principal Garrison as well.

Charge, Number 30.

Mr. Carter, are you sure you wanna do this?

Is that what you're saying? Go ahead and say it.

If Y’all’re Late!, Y’all’ll Run! If One of Y’all Look or Play Bad!, We All Look or Play Bad!

so I made it. For me, Kenny.

No. You have to humiliate your opponent.

Well, I think that's the problem. Don't you?

I see. Mr. Carter, does the lockout include practices and games?

- They're all yours, Coach. - Thank you, sir.

before I could sit down.

What is wrong with you?

- Me, too. - These boys are 16-0.

I was just ready to duff Duke out. Some serious shit.

I want you to run every second that clock is ticking...

We're the champions till we ain't the champions no more.

That's not it at all. I love you. I wanna be with you.

Calm down, man. We're still in the game.

- You can't say nothing to him. - Why can't I say nothing to him?

I made that I made that shit

When Bone Thugs n Harmony fans see Migos fans in the gym Them migos fans must be out of their uppity ass minds

- Y'all brought a gun. - Pinole homey. Feel me?

You be open, all right? Let's go. You can do this.

Now, 2.3 is just a C-plus.

I don't have it this week, man.

- Other things like? - Attending all classes...

Today we're going to play defense.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BAD ALL US KNEW YOUR DUMBASS WAS FAILING SCIENCE NOW THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT TO KNOW YOUR DUMBASS IS FAILING SCIENCE

- I have to get back to work. - Coach, have you talked to the parents?

Don't worry about that, son. Just come inside.

- and act like punks? - Coach, they were jawing, too.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby. Yeah!

You have been invited.

Well, Mr. Cruz and Mr. Worm...

- You sure? - Yeah, I'm good.

You can't say no to that.

A lot of things. Especially us.

- That's all right, baby. - One game at a time. We got this.

Or when your cousin gets back from getting her hair fried and dyed.

Take care of the ball, man. I'm gonna catch my breath.

I'm telling you...

- We're going swimming? - Yeah.

They can bring the contracts to practice tomorrow.

- So I'll work. - How you gonna go to school?

And champions hold their heads high.

Kyra, I love you. I want you to come with me.

sitting in the front row of those classes, and wearing a tie on game day.

- Yes, ma'am. - And you challenge them academically?

The board now recognizes five voting members.

McCullough High Basketball are 15-0

these are the simple rules you have to follow...

We undefeated. I mean, ain't that what you wanted?

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first round of the CIF playoffs.

If you sign and honor your side of them...

Why you jumping down my throat? What's wrong with you?

I cannot teach you the game of Fantasy, Until your condition is at a level that allows it...