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And I promise you...
All right, that's 500 pushups.
Eight players getting incompletes based on attendance.
I suggest you start doing yours.
It's all good. Y'all brought a gun! Pinole!
Show me the money, then, know what I'm saying?
When I saw you here tonight, I thought, I got him, he's in.
We undefeated
My mom went with me.
Progress reports? You're the basketball coach.
Dumb what? DUMBBELLS!!!
One, two, three. Let's go! Explode!
So you can take these and go to the dance yourself.
- Know what I'm saying? - Heated.
If the answer is yes, I'll see you here tomorrow.
Charge.
Defense! Mustangs! Let's go!
of getting the phone call to come to the dance.
Ty Crane outscored our whole team by himself.
- Coach Carter gets these copies? - Will do.
Take notes, freshman. This is as close as you're gonna get to playing.
- Oh, my God. - I love you.
Don't go nowhere. I'll be right out. I gotta talk to you.
- Come on. - I just wanna be on the team.
That’s 10 suicides for the whole team And 250 pushups for you
Got a press conference set up around the front of the gymnasium.
You called Richmond?
Right here. Get this dude right here.
There's no way I'm not going to Mexico and hanging out on the beach...
Please! Quiet, please!
- You tired? - No, sir.
Okay, Mr. Cruz.
And I'm definitely keeping that promise.
All right? Keep your head up, baby.
Min-what Min-den!
He is my son and he is late. Sir, you owe me 20 suicides.
- Show us love, son. - Yeah, that's right, we undefeated.
Thank you, sir.
Right wing, Kenyon. Wing!
Give me a lay-up line. Let's go.
Brazil? Coach their the best team in the world
You're not a sir. Well, are you a madam?
Why not? Worm's the man.
- Miss... - No, don't miss me, snake.
Those are some stats for your ass.
- Where'd you get this? - Don't sleep on the 99-Cent Store!
- You're gonna seesaw? - Yeah.
Damn do yo Bootylicious ass buff it? You got jokes to go along that ugly ass jumpshot of yours Yo Sugar Baby head ass is 18 and already bald
I did that shit
Don't forget that these projects are due at the end of this week.
Use the pick.
- Delilah! - Defense!
- Be careful. The block is hot. - I got you.
Girl, LaQuisha? Be for real.
- All right, hands in. - Game time.
Yeah, we cool, though, me and him.
Srix what? - SRIXON
We 12-0, y'all, and I just wanna say...
and you will sit in the front row of those classes.
- That's what I'm talking about. - I know.
What the hell are you doing, Cruz? You allergic to lay-ups?
Exactly. I don't have any time.
- What's going on? - I wanna come back on the team.
I did that I DID THAT
but I do have a budget meeting I need to run to.
Do you know what Oilers stands for?
With your five browns.
You owe me 1,000 pushups and 1,000 suicides before you can play.
before you can go. That's everybody.
Let's Start With Some...
A dress code, and they have to sit in the front row in class?
And you gonna do every last one of them.
We're lucky to have Coach Carter.
I’m your new basketball coach, Milk Dud Jenkins
- Stay out of my way, bitch. I own you. - Hell, no.
Hey, I'm going swimming! I'm going swimming.
Why not? Dad, you've always been my coach.
that confirms my withdrawal from St. Francis.
My team is studying in the library, and I've been trying to tell them...
Box out.
Hello? I passed the pregnancy test, Kenyon.
- geometry? - I'm going there right now, sir.
- in extracurricular activities. - Yes, ma'am.
Let's go. Our time on three!
Teylan goes to jail for stealing a candy. Roland's Big & Tall Menswear
Oh, man, I can't believe this. Heaven!
- Red ball, red ball. Red. - Yes.
If you come to practice.
You're not a sir. Well, are you a madam?
A win like that means nothing. They can't play anyway, you feel me?
with that ugly jump shot of yours?
I'm a white boy?
Richmond's center has been big as the Oilers are...
All season long we played our game!
Yeah!
St. Francis?
Damn.
Stay with your man.
I just need about 25 copies of this document.
In this county, 33%...
We was just there. Everything was good.
- Need some Gatorade or something. - That was your girl right there, son.
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But what did we do in practice? Mr. Stone?
I took this job because I wanted to effect change..
I'll knock all of y'all off.
I will slap the taste out of your mouth.
Now, I know you all like stats, so let me give you some.
all we gotta do is push them off. We're gonna run Candy.
Now, we're talking about fundamentals here.
- Line up! Let's shake hands. - That's what I'm talking about, Coach.
None.
If you're having this baby, you need to check all this bullshit.