Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why you telling these loudmouth girls about the baby?
- Crane. Great game. - Thanks.
Can I ask what it is you want, Mr. Carter?
- Reach-in foul. - That's the only damn one.
Gentlemen, this is a new player, Damien Carter.
- Appreciate the backup. - Word.
Come out.
- St. Francis. - St. Francis?
You've achieved something that some people spend...
So how am I gonna do that and raise a baby?
I'll run suicides, too.
Force him left, and when he crosses over, you jump him!
That's it. Game's over.
Bitch!
Turn down that radio!
I have your schedules and I'll be getting reports from your teachers.
Put him back on the bench.
It creates more work. This lockout has brought negative media attention...
Open up the damn gym! Let the boys play.
Sorry, sir.
Worm, you can take this kid!
We hear you, dog. But we can't see you.
Everybody goes to every game. Basketball is the only thing...
We're six down with 1:20 left, all right?
Look alive out there.
And most importantly, we control the tempo of the game!
is a derogatory term used to insult our ancestors.
Does anybody know?
- But, Coach, I have a 3.3. - That's good, sir.
Coach Carter has taken the lockout to the next level...
- I don't wanna hear you talking shit. - Homey, you a benchwarmer!
Srix - what??? Srixon!!!
- Did you bring your ID with you? - I forgot it.
We too good to shop at the Goodwill and Salvation Army? Is that it?
I'm just saying, I mean, I'm Worm, baby.
The entire boys basketball team at Richmond High School...
- Come on. Help me. Get 911. - Call 911, man.
Richmond returns from their lockout and keep their streak alive at 17 games.
What is your deepest fear?
You don't want me to have this baby. You wanna leave Richmond?
What is your deepest fear, young man?
And my cousin, don't be trying to diss her.
These boys are student athletes. Student comes first.
in light of your team's winning record. But I think there's gonna be...
and I have great SATs, I can go to any college in the country.
And you get the privilege of joining Mr. Battle...
Let's do this.
You were playing and you didn't even do shit.
Larry, Co, and Dummy.
All right, Lyle.
- Now we talking. - I have a sister. Her name is Linda.
They wanna see Check play this Monday
- One shot. - Backboard D!
who they recruited just last year...
Go!
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
They're standing on the edge of a cliff...
Yo, sir, how many are we gonna do?
Move!
You Win The Bonus Prize Of 500 Pushups!
I thought that shit would never end. I was dying up in the bleachers.
You don't remember me, but I knew your cousin.
Bring it in, guys.
Do it. Let's go. Come on, sirs. Hurry!
Sorry I'm not in service. Sinking RV
All right, you heard it here first, the only Ty Crane.
because I don't.
Maybe someone on the other end of that phone...
We run the ball. We pressure the ball!
You have to have a vision.
I'm your new basketball coach, Milk Dud Jackson
First of all, if you need to know my credentials...
Basketball's a team sport, sir.
Until we learn them, I'm adding a practice every morning at 6:00 a.m.
You had five turnovers and four missed free throws.
- Basket counts! - That's a charge!
To the baseline.
of the sports section tomorrow.
You require your players to maintain a 2.3 grade point average.
which is that they are above the law.
all the work I did with those boys...
I spoke to Principal Garrison today. She informs me that all your teachers...
Kenyon! Hattie Jean!
On the real, Hercules is weak, and y'all barely beat them.
Ladies and gentlemen, I now present the 22nd Annual Bayhill Tournament...
Get back.
- What's up, Cruz? - I don't know.
Clyde.
I have to tell you, sir, I haven't made up my mind yet.
There he is.
Hey, Number 3...
No, I don't.
- Get your arm off me. - I like this fox.
Rich what? Richmond
Load up.
Linda is our pick-and-roll offense.
End this madness. End this lockout.
Somebody help me!
Well, you're not playing like it!
Sir.
- Count the basket. - Time-out, sir. Time.
Look at that jutsu I made that jutsu
Mr. Cruz.
St. Francis is up by 22.
It ain't even like that. Some girl just danced up on me.
I'm not gonna stand here and say I know how it feels to lose a son...
- Damn. - D up.
- You looking for your team? - Yes, sir.
Ken Carter.
She was always in my face. So when I call Diane...