Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Damn, how many sisters has he got? - Who knows?

and I've committed to 50.

Now, I played basketball at Richmond 30 years ago.

I came to coach basketball players, and you became students.

- Here's two bundles, all right? - All right.

- Harmony, that's cute. I like that. - What did Kenyon say?

We'II take that!

- Damn it! - Relax. Chill out. It's over. All right?

- Kenyon! - What's up?

You all right, dog?

You know your task is impossible before Friday, right?

Starting today, you will play like winners, act like winners...

My name is J. Lyle They call me wild

Kenyon, pose for me. Smile.

You gotta sit him on your chest. Hold him.

We simply know him as The Crane.

- Mr. Carter, how are the boys? - They're great, ma'am.

What do we have here? The Three Stooges from Richmond.

I cannot teach you the game of basketball...

I am holding him.

- That's a nice tie. - Morning, sir.

I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't agree with you.

I'm going to give you contracts.

Sir, I just wanna say thank you.

Matter of fact, she still is.

You promised to take your girlfriend to Mexico in January.

you're thinking about what's best for you.

In the interest of time, l'd like to open this board meeting up for comments.

Now we have Delilah.

You just wanna go to college, play ball, and forget about me.

He clowned you, dog. He had you on lock the whole game.

- All right, let's out. - Step it up, let's go!

So are the rest of you. Sir is a term of respect.

- It's a tough job. - Richmond is a tough little city.

Okay, let's go. Let's go.

I'm Jason Lyle's uncle.

I need you and the boys to sign this contract.

But you men played like champions.

signing autographs and humping the honeys.

I'm gonna see y'all later, all right?

Yeah. There might be $1,000 in it for me.

That's a viable option for all of you.

- Switch it up. - We got it, come on.

is now a Cinderella team...

I'm impressed with what you've done. But you came up short.

You make it seem like everything's gonna be all good...

Ref, you gotta call that. This is my house.

The party ain't over it ain't over

You're in better shape than they are. Push it.

To win that state championship, sir.

You may not browse for books! Why not? Because all the books are getting taken out. Even a British royal guard's patience has it's limits

Not gonna happen.

What exactly were the conditions of that contract?

Anybody still think Coach bluffing now?

You burnt popcorn head ass boi

It's the same message that we as a culture send to our pro athletes...

This is bullshit.

Your playing small does not serve the world.

Some of my teammates ended up in prison.

You owe me 1,000 pushups and 7,000 suicides for cussin' and roastin' me out last Wednesday

This is a great school, Damien.

- Come on, man. Hurry up, man. - All right.

And hold him up.

Mr. Gesek is a big basketball fan.

REPORT TO THE BASELINE

- Damien. - Yo?

And I agree with them. I'm not here to argue with your rules.

- Nice to see you again, Mr. Carter. - You too, ma'am.

There goes our two leading scorers from last season.

Swing it right here. I got it.

Ever think about what you were going to do before you were pregnant?

You are not going to like what happens in practice on Monday.

Practice starts at 3:00 As of 2:55 you are late

These Past Seasons You’ve Had 0 Wins & 25 Losses!, 0 & 25! What Gives All of Y’all the Right to Be a Winning Team with a Bunch of Trash Talking & Taunting Each Other!

- They know I'm leaving. - What?

Do you score all the points for the team, too?

and look at your parents' lives and ask yourself, Do I want better?

and I'm worried about how I'm gonna feed it, pay for this and that.

what you should both know is we treat ourselves with respect.

Don't you have someplace to go? Something to do?

Mr. Worm, what is it you want out of this basketball season?

What is your deepest fear?

Shay, pass me the ball, dog.

the players are agreeing to maintain a 2.3?

- I'm hollering at both of the friends. - Both of them?

It's way beyond that now.

Come on. Let's go, Richmond!

Yeah, probably in time for your mom to get home.

So every year I have less money to pay faculty and staff.

and find one of your little girlies to freak with.

Now, if you decide to follow these simple rules...

I'm thinking about what's best for us.

- Right there. I got him. - Ball.

Oh, my gosh. I know you gonna kill it up there.

It was great when we was getting down. You had no second thoughts about that.

I got a little something for you, too.

Hold on. Come on, son. Don't give up yet, son.

Now the whole world about to know your dumb ass failing science.

What are you doing? Give me.

- Are they serious? - I'll knock his braids out.

Pressure the inbound pass.

- I got you. - One-four! All right.

Our team if we lose next week I am coach Carter

You took my life

was negated when they ended the lockout.

I got you something.

I'll see you at practice tomorrow.

Srix what? Srixon!

I guess we’ll have new leading scorers this season huh?

One of you is gonna get arrested.

Homey, look where you're throwing the ball.

- This is a country-ass nigger. - Excuse me.

All right, one-four. Linda.

You said we're a team.

To the baseline!

The Academic Performance Index.

Get back, get back! Everybody get back!